I think it's safe to say the zombie fad is officially over. Of course, the guys at Zombie Squad didn't get the hint. They are still role-playing zombie invasion as if it never went out of style. What would the government do if zombies invaded right now??? I DON'T GIVE A HOOT. I GOT BILLS TO WORRY ABOUT.

I think Jarhead would be best equipped to handle a zombie outbreak.



They don't have a plan for Iraq. What makes you think they have a plan for zombies?



There's fan art for everything on the Internet. EVERYTHING.



Zombie poetry.



Oh God, "Virtual Blood Drive"?



But what would a zombie do?



Zombie layouts are in high demand this year. It's harder to get a zombie layout than a PS3.



She's into zombies? SCORE!

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