Sounds like it might just need some sunlight.
Not only does mine smell like xbox accessories, but it's huge like an xbox hahaha (xbox is huge is the joke I'm going for here)
Guys, just roll with me on this for a second...
WHOA WHOA WHOA.... JUST HOLD ON ONE GOD DAMN SECOND.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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