Sounds like it might just need some sunlight.


Not only does mine smell like xbox accessories, but it's huge like an xbox hahaha (xbox is huge is the joke I'm going for here)


Guys, just roll with me on this for a second...


WHOA WHOA WHOA.... JUST HOLD ON ONE GOD DAMN SECOND.


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