Sounds like it might just need some sunlight.
Not only does mine smell like xbox accessories, but it's huge like an xbox hahaha (xbox is huge is the joke I'm going for here)
Guys, just roll with me on this for a second...
WHOA WHOA WHOA.... JUST HOLD ON ONE GOD DAMN SECOND.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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