When I hear "AUTO ABORTION" I think of red lights blinking and klaxons sounding and workers running through hallways.
Robbie has learned a valuable lesson. A lesson in planning ahead.
Sometimes I let my 4-year-old juggle rusty hatchets, is this ok?
The McRib is back!
The only lots I'm sorry for is Big Lots, that place is a dump.
The terrified look on "kavya's" cartoon face really drives it all home.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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