Not true to the source, eat shit South Park.
HEY, COW, I FUCKED YOUR MOM.
Oh man I'm totally drunk I can't believe I'm about to let this animal get all up in me. Oh boy somebody better stop me because I'm so drunk.
***ASIDE FROM THE FEMALE PART, I DOUBT IT***
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Not Being Scared By A Person With A Chainsaw!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
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