WHAT THE HELL IS UR PROBLEM???? Y ARE YOU BASHIN ON A7X????? I FUCKING HATE YOU! IF UR GONNA TALK SHIT ABOUT A BAND, TALK 2 UR PUSSY FRIENDS! WE DONT WANNA HEAR IT! MANWHORE! FUCK-FACE! BITCH MAN! U SHOULD B GLAD I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!! I HAVE A VERY MORBID MIND AND YOU DONT EVEN WANT 2 KNOW WAT I WOULD DO WITH YOU! FUCK YOU AND LEAVE THE WHOLE ROCK WORLD ALONE!!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS 2 HEAR IT!!!!! ESPECIALLY FANS!!!!! SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS!!!!!!! AND LEAVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Jacki

Wait, if you knew where I lived, you'd fuck me, and then you'd leave the rock world alone? Sounds like a pretty goddman good deal, but I'll have to decline since you're only 14.

dont you talk about a7x if they werent so good why are they going on tour with metallica and guns n roses?i bet none of the bands you like are doing that your probally just a stupid man with nothing else better to do than sit around making a stupid site about bands that work hard for a living and you dont do shit also if you think me saying this is funny you know deep down your a fucking loser for wasting your time on a site like that.

get a life && fuck yourself.

-Kristin

You're right, none of the bands I like are going on tour with Metallica and Guns N' Roses. Somehow, this fact fails to impress upon me their inferiority.

you have no right to say that about that band.. you don't even know them.. and for your information alot of the people that like them including me are not 14 year old girls!! I'm actually a huge fan of them and I'm 22 years old and my best friend debbie loves them to death and she's 21. you also got an email from her. Your lucky your not fucking dead. Because you say this shit. You're gonna get alot of fucking hatemail for this and I hope you do. keep your fucking opinions to yourself and not post them over the fucking internet.

-Bleedlikemascara

Okay, you've killed my argument with an airtight counterexample. Allow me to amend it: nobody with a mental age above 14 likes Avenged Sevenfold. There, now you've got nothing!

How dare you.

You are goddamn ignorant and reading your article lowered my IQ.
Obviously, you don't know them well enough. Because why didn't state your little OPINION before they were too goddamn popular for you and to spread on the internet for YOU to spot them?
I bet you did a research...online. obviously.
So then, you would be a hypocrite for saying that shit about them being on MySpace.
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MANY BANDS HAVE MYSPACE!?
It's a goddamn networking tool.
About the fans...
Let me tell you this.
We are NOT idiots for one thing, and we are definitely not some 14 year olds who hallucinate over their 'egos'. We love what they do, and we are supporting them. So fuck you. Fuck whoever that tells us what we are, and whatever we are NOT.
Don't mess with us because you cannot even go fucking tell the band FACE TO FACE, but on a fucking public site featuring low ass shit that you found interesting to do for your career.
You have NO talent doing this, I have to break it to you.
So before you go trash one of the best bands and please go read their lyrics and TRY to understand what they are about, go find a real job.

What a shame.
Oh, and didn't your DEAD FUCKING MOTHER told you to keep your OPINION to yourself!?
I guess not.

-Ivy

Whoa, that "dead mother" crack was way out of left field. Congratulations, you've stumped me with that one. I have no recourse. I mean, I could tell you that my mom's not dead, but... jeez, I don't know, that was just, like, MEGABURN.

What the fuck man are you fucking stupid? I seriously can't believe some fucking fucker would be so fucking stupid to write a piece of fucking shit article like this you fucking toolbag. You don't know fucking shit about fucking music if you fucking think that that Avenged Sevenfold is not fucking metal. Why don't fucking empty your fucking MP3 from all your fucking dying moose soundtracks and Paris fucking Hilton karaoke medleys and listen to some fucking real music so you fucking understand what fucking real music is. And what the fuck is up with calling everyone gay, eh? It's like you fucking want to fuck every guy you write about, now that's fucking fruitcakey if there has ever been a fucking fruitcake out there. So why don't you fucking lay of these bands and seriously reconsider your fucking obsessions cause they make you look like fucking Richard Simmons dancing the fucking YMCA in a fucking zebra speedo.

-Miguel "Go fuck yourself" Sanchez

Looks like somebody learned a new word!

I read your article on Avenged Sevenfold, and it doesn't really bug me that you attacked A7X because everyone has different opinions on different things. But it seems pretty pathetic that you have no life and have to attack a band, who probably has more intelligence then you'll ever have. You can think what ever you like about the band but why attack the fans? EVERYONE has different opinions and that's why there are different music genre's not everyone is going to like the same things but you don't have to criticize other peoples taste. And as I was reading is "idiot" the only word you can use to describe something or someone? But you can say what you want about Avenged Sevenfold because us fans are more stronger then you'll ever be, you can say and do what you want, but we don't give a fuck ! Because your an asshole, your worthless, and a sad excuse for an author.

Thank You.

-Heidi

I guess it's probably true that Avenged Sevenfold has more intelligence than I'll ever have. There are, what, five of them? And if I liberally estimate that each of them has an IQ of 50, that puts them at a total of 250 IQ points, which is pretty damn impressive. I can't compete!

Yeah i just wanted to tell you in response to your little article about avenged sevenfold. YOU HAVE WAY TO MUCH FUCKING TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!! them five guys are gods! And before u say to ur self or ask NO i am not 14 or what ever the fuck u said in ur retardit article.. . I am of legal age. YOU are the one who needs to GROW UP AND GET A LIFE! so yes do us ALL A FAVOR an move on to something more productive!

MUCH VENGEANCE!
-Jackie

"Of legal age," huh? Is your self-esteem really so low that you can only relate to yourself as a sexual vessel? I advise that you seek therapy.

You don't fucking know what you messing with do you? You seriously fucked up now buddy. This is one fanbase you DO NOT want to mess with. What the fuck do you do for a living besides sit behind a fucking desk and write shit articles. You sit here and talk about OUR taste in music. What the fuck do YOU listen to? just curious. Let US pick you music apart. Avenged Sevenfold is more than just music to us. They saved many of our lives. If that isnt reason enough to like a band then i dont know what it. You mentioned them being gay. In your little article you talked a whole lot of shit about the way they dressed ,and the way they looked. ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT THE FAG HERE? When you get a life, and a good taste in music write another article and the sevenfold fans will actually give a damn what you think...

-Tiffany

They saved many of your lives, and you want me to like them for it? Well, the humanitarian streak in me acknowledges that the world probably does need ditch-diggers, strippers, rodeo clowns and dishwashers.

dont fuckin call yourself a doctor until you go get a reality check. why dont you pick up a guitar and start learnin avenged sevenfold solos .. if you can play ALL of them within a day THEN get back to me. until then, shut your fuckin mouth and dont diss avenged sevenfold fans either. seriously, you need to get out more. stop sitting on the computer writing up bad reviews for a7x and she wants revenge when you know apparently absolutely nothing about how much hard word they put into their music and how much dedication they have and the fans as well, and go get a fuckin job. and next time you wanna slam a band, good or bad, try supporting your ignorant opinions instead of just stating them. you say we all dont know what "real music" is; well, how about telling us what it is since apparently we're uneducated in that particular area. technically, there is no "real music" .. its music .. deal with it or dont deal at all. if you dont like a band, then keep at that! youre acting like you know anything and everything about the music business, well are you in it? apparently not if you actually have the time to write up dumbass reports about a band and their fans that you know nothing about. how bout this: you keep writing your stupid shit, and the fans that disagree will start posting blogs and websites against you. shouldnt be that hard based on the fact that you have such a lame ass life that you write page long excuses for why you hate the band and hate their fans. sound good? great. so you let me know when you go out and get a job and get a life and get some friends and stop this nonsense, and we'll stop our little hate mail.

2 words: grow up.

-Kaytee

Kids these days can't even spell their own names.

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