Zack: I am getting a rude boner looking at this nun's boobs with those nips.
Steve: Loving those nips. Glad they drew them on there.
Zack: Getting me all worked up with that hot action. Yeah, girl, you smack that skeleton. Smack it hard with that busted board.
Steve: She got me bustin' boards. With my board.
Zack: Can't stop looking at those nips. Is this real? Are they allowed to show us something this sexy?
Steve: It might be illegal.
Zack: I might be going to sex hell but my body loves it.
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