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Fuck it, revoke my security clearance, too, Mr. President

Friday, Aug 17, 2018 by Captain Crunch (@sexyfacts4u)

I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.

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