Actions have consequences. Gentle Creature returns to express his worry that draining the swamp will send swamp creatures into his burrow.
An honest, true review of Hollow Knight with 100% original text. DO NOT STEAL.
Gun violence has grown so uncontrollably that for each individual resident of Chicago, three of them are shot to death every single day, sometimes repeatedly. This is an incredibly unsettling trend that has, in no way, been happening everywhere and growing at a steady rate for the previous six million decades. Fortunately, I know how to solve it.
After years and years of putting up with (and promoting) Jones' shit garbage idiot crap, a few of the tech industry bigwigs got together and said "hey, maybe this person who is objectively the dumbest human being to ever get launched out of a vagina, should not be on our social media platforms." Wow! What a crazy and absolutely revolutionary idea!
God Friended Me is an actual television show about God friending a foolish atheist (presumably named Me) on social media. It's such a surefire hit that there are already spinoffs in production, like God Hit My Parked Car With His Car Then Left Me A Passive-Aggressive Apology Note.
The Swamp Piggies of the Lying Media have branded me "The Secret Strangler" because they are the Enemy of the People.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."