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25 Karate Moves to Air Out Your Soiled Pants
10-10-2018 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Urine? Or perhaps an abundance of crotch sweat? Either way, it's a good thing you're in a karate class. This is the ideal place to covertly get some airflow down there, speeding up the evaporation process by as much as 4%.
The 5 Hottest Street Fighter Characters to Marry as Caregivers in Your Elderly Years
10-05-2018 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
There are some hot and sexy characters in this video game series! Find out the five that would do the best job caring for you at the end of your life!
A Light Gun Game Hostage's Resume
10-04-2018 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Industry veteran with nineteen years of experience jumping in front of zapper-wielding clients during intense shootouts, shouting phrases like "Don't shoot!" as they reflexively blast me.
Sponsored Links: Better to Have Linked and Sponsored Than to Have Never Linked At All
10-02-2018 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Your social security card is legal tender worth $10, and the comic book store MUST accept it
Sorry, the Hairplace is Closed fOR ANGER!!
09-28-2018 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
We at the Hairplace have stepped out due to oUR UNDIMMED BLOOD-HUNGRY RAGE!!