In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
For the last three months my primary computer has been a MacBook Air running the latest version of OS X, probably named after a mountain or a bear or the hand claps and chants from a modern rock song.
Levi Johnston suffers career setbacks, but manages a full recovery with a new job at the EPA.
It can't be stopped! It can't be reasoned with! It can't be compelled to testify against its spouse!
Eco-worriers are in a tizzy about dead birds full of plastic and want to ban plastics. Shouldn't it be the bird's choice?
Treat yourself to a delicious sub and turn that dead-eyed scowl upside-down!
This box is the Rolls Royce of angry plastic people hitting each other with magic swords
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Dungeon dive by night, sell your loot by day... if you can.
Proficiencies: Dented Garbage Can, Switchblade, Brick, Microsoft Windows
I'd like to bring Dekker into every mission, but he's busy in the infirmary
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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