Your Halloween Superstore Proprietor Urges You to Buy Local

Your Halloween Superstore Proprietor Urges You to Buy Local

But this sheer convenience comes at a cost. When you order "online," do you get to weigh your options between the various bags in front of you, scanning for defects and rare clusters of what we call "corn kings"? Not a chance.

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