BREAKING NEWS: Stupid Ass Teenager Mortally Injured In Stupid Ass Viral Challenge

BREAKING NEWS: Stupid Ass Teenager Mortally Injured In Stupid Ass Viral Challenge

"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."

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