Horrifying Sex Toys From Beyond

A friend of mine named Matt works for a company that deals in some unusual merchandise. Adult toys, marital aids, whatever you want to call them, these rubber rods and latex cones come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. Matt sometimes spots something unusual in the inventory and sends me an email to get my reaction. I look at the image of a purple dildo shaped like a whale's penis and say something like, "No way is this thing real."

Inevitably, it is real.

After months of receiving these disturbing emails from Matt I have compiled the most unsual items to share with you. Before we begin I need to warn you, these images can be...no, that isn't adequate. This calls for a real warning message.

!WARNING!
	DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE AT WORK This article contains imagery that is unsuitable to human beings. Extremely detailed rubber genitalia including horrifying tubes with vaginas and anuses and penises that look like they came from a monster are depicted in graphic detail. No sex acts are demonstrated, but to the detriment of all concerned they can be easily imagined. DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE AT WORK
!WARNING!