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A JEFF K. GUIDE TOO WARCARFT 3!!!

HELLO DANDERNECKS!!! I AM JEFF K> AND TOODAYS I WILL BRING YOU A STRAGETY GUIDE TO WHAT MANY PEOPAL CALL "TEH BESTART GAME OF TEH YARN", "WARCARFT 3"!!! BY JEFF K.!!!!!

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ORCKS IN A HUTS!!!:

one of teh most powarfull force in this game is teh Orcks in a hut! Yuo can build pig farms for teh orcs to Eat from, AND AS A BONUS they can sits in teh pig huts and shots arrows at emenies as they make there final approach! If yuo surround yuor town with Orcks in a Huts then yuor town will have its own insurance policy writtan out for it! Just keep building more Orcks in a Huts and thats teh only unit yuo will evar need! MORE ORCKS! MORE HUTS!! MORE VICTORYS!!!

In this grotescque image of horrors, yuo can see teh horror of war firsthand! My Orcks in a hut have successfulley defeated Jerry's fagot peon who wanted to steals my lumbar supply in a shrewd method! Yuo can haev up to 90 units which means yuo can build up to 110 Orcks which means since each hut holds 4 Orcks yuo can have 440 HUTS WITH ORCKS SHOTTING TEH ARROWS AT JERRY!!!! DO TEH MATH, IT"S A STEAL OF A DEAL WHEN YUO CONSIDER STICKS AND STONES, BALONEY MARONEY!!!

PSYCHOLOGICAL DEFEATS:

As any war vetran will tell yuo, "WART SI HELL!!!" He'll also say "war si 100% effort and 10% commitment!" which I dont think that's what they'll say but I forget. Teh idea I mean si that yuo have too fights a psychological war as well as fighting war with yuor emeny! PSCYHE HIM OUT WITH DEATH THREATS WHICH WILL MAKE HIM WORRY ABOUT HIS DEFEATS!!! then yuoll be "one up" bettar than him and victory could vary well be yuors! hear si what I'm talking about:

As yuo can see hear, Jerry si afraid of my infinite Wartcrate 3 skills which will beattar him in any areana of combat! Yuo need too deal a swift adn harsh blow to yuor emeny's morale by sending defeat mesages liek that! He will become afraid and be on teh defensive and then YUO CAN BUILD A HUNDRED MILLION TOWARS AND DEFEAT HIM WITH TEH EASE OF A FLICKERING MOUSE TWISTCH!!!

MORE STRAGETIIES:

I will write them latar, I have to go too bed now because my mom is yelling at me! SHE"S A WHORE~!!!!

JEFF K!!!!

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