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as a consolidation prize, here is a storye: ONE TIME ME AND JERRY WERE AT BASKIN ROBBINS AND WE WANTED VANELLA ICE CRAM AND WE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEYS SO U KNOW WHAT? WE ATE THE FREE SAMPLE AND LEFT THEN WE WENT TO THE CREEK AND SAW A TURTLE AND IT BIT JERRY BECAUSE THE TURRTLE WAS OBVIOUSSELY ATTRACTED TO FAFGGS IT WAS S FAG SEEKEING TURTLE TAHT WAS PROBLY MADE bY TEH US MILIATARY IN A SECRAT PROJECT TO HAEV ATTACK TURTALES INVADE CROATIAN OR mEIXICO OR PARAGAY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK WERE SHOTING TEH MISSILES AT ---- SLOBODAN MILOSZECIVICS I THINK but i could be wrong

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