HELO! my naem si JEFF K. and I am a vary famous games writar now! why, yuo may ask? BECAUSE I HAVE GOTTAN AN EXLCLUSIVE INTARVIEW WITH CLIFF BLEZANSKI, head hero diseinger at Unreale! He made Unreale and Unreale 2!!! and maps to. AND so i wrote abouts him before in my colamns (ASK JEFF K, yuo can read them herer to). so i wrote to Unreale and says "I WAant to intarview Cliff Belszanki because he is a vary smarty man and i run an improtant website" so cliff says OKEY and here is my intarview!!!

emale me here if yuo have any qyestions / comments! AND if yuo are a big game maker, emale me to and i will intarview yuo as well!@

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OH NO CLIFFYB, WHO DID BEAT YUO UP??? john carmake says "NO COPYCATS, YOU GEt PUNCHED NOW!!!!"

JEFF K: Sounds liek a feelgood sensatian of teh year!!!

okey, ENAEATN NEATO

2) What engine wihll Unreale 2 uses? Teh QUake 3 engine??? AHAHAHAHA SERIOUSELY, will it still use Glade? My smarty computar friend says Gladie is teh best 3D card too use, and Openagle is for FaGOTs, so it was nice of yuo too use Glaadie for Unreale

CliffyB: Well I know future iterations of the Unreal Tech won't be using Glide. And Unreal2 will use the latest version of the Unreal Technology, so do the math baby.

JEFF K: 2) Will there be strippars like In Duke Nukam? Duke 3D are one of teh best games evar because theres strippars and a teh shrinkor ray gun too. And teh holoduke. Will there be ah holoduke in Unreale 2??

CliffyB: I don't know of any plans for a Holoduke or strippers in Unreal2. But, you know the new Duke Nukem game is going to use the Unreal Technology, right? It'll have strippers!

JEFF K: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME, i have supernatural powers CLIFF BELZINSKI###

CliffyB: HEY IT'S BLESZINSKI you m0

hang on I have a fone call

JEFF K: DONT YELL yuo are impolite FAGOT

hahahaha, yuo spelled "PHONE" WRONG!!@

OKEY SMARTY maybe its from regis fillbarn and somebody on teh show "WHO WANTS TOO BE A MILAIONAIRE" wants too use yuo as a lifeline! MAYBE THE QUESTION IS "WHO MAKES A FAGOT SMARTY MAN GAME WITH NALI HEALING FRUITS?" "OH, THAN THAT I WUOLD LIKE TO CALL MY SMARTY FIREND CLIFF BELZINSAKISKI, KING OF UNREALE " haha, no millone dolars for yuo tho

PAUL STTEEVE, he'll kick yuor shit, unreale

CliffyB: ok, I'm back. Regis is my Bitch. Sometimes I watch Regis. The contestants are often dumb though...

JEFF K: YEAH< PALAYING UNREALE WILL DO THAT TOO YUO I GUESS!

10) who will makes modals for Unreal 2 and can they beats up muscaley American superhero Paul Steeve?

CliffyB: Legend has a new in-house modeler/animator...the name slips my mind but they've got some damned fine talent over there. And I'm not sure anyone could beat up Mister Steed, as he's Much Macho Man.

JEFF K: not as mucho as Jason Hall though, he eats BUSES FOR BREAKFAST

CliffyB: Damn I saw Jason Hall at GDC, that guy is built like a friggin' house. He's like 7 feet tall and HUGE.

JEFF K: i know! he is vary strong like a cyclopres

What will unreale 2 be called??? UnREale 2: Electric Boogaloo? Revenge of teh NALI FRUITS

SKARRJ MEYHEM> ASS PATROL???

CliffyB: Unreal2 has yet to be subtitled. I don't know if the nali fruit will return or if there will be any sort of 80's breakin' in it.

JEFF K: THere will prbaly be fruit, like yuor trapped in a Nali orchard and have too pick fruits for teh GIANT CYCLOPS RIGHT? YEAH< GOOD IDEA, I WANT CREDIT AND MONEYS "UNREALe 2: HELP, YUOR TRAPPED IN A FRUIT FACTORY"

CliffyB: We could make it so you're picking daisies.

JEFF K: oh, do you like piking daiesys then?? is that what yuo do when yuor supposed to be makeing DIRECT 3D PATCHES SMARTY MAN?

CliffyB: Hey, our D3d is in good shape! And there's nothing wrong with flowers. Grr.

JEFF K: yes, taht it vary true, now DO YUO WANT TO BUY A BRIDGE IN FLORIDA??? GHAHAHAA

CliffyB: Dammit.

JEFF K: DONT PUSH ME MISTAR, I AM A LOSE FUSE READEY TO EXPLOADE

I GOT CANS OF WHOPAS WITH YUOR NAME ON IT

i punch tyuo with my fists until you die

CliffyB: My fashion sense will make you bow down and you'll be unable to fight.

JEFF K: FASHION SENSSE? WHAT??? where? i migh t be laughing to hard too fight and yuor army of FAGOT UT playares might subdue me! ARMY = 2 people of course!!


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