WOW! Anothar piece of hardhitting journalism?!? yes thats RIGHT! I haev scooped all teh othar crappey news siets and haev gottan an intarview with teh guys from "RERUN TOO CASTAL WOFENSTEIN"!!!! Drew Markham and Greg (something). I cant remembar his last name. but anyways thies is my best intarview yet and BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSNACK bettar posts teh news!!! and i will get hits!!! so here si teh thing.
INTARVIEW WITH TEH GUYS FROM "RETURN
TOO CASTAL WOLENFENSTAIN!"
JEFF K.!!!!! - HEELO!
WHO ARE YUO AND WHATS DO YUO DO?
JEFF K.!!!!! - oh no my Humor Detector 4000 detects a FUNNY ATTACK OF HUMOR PORPORTIANS! Not anothar funny man intarview liek last tiem!!
Liek humorous comedian man JAEK SIMPSON!!! MAN teh helms, hear coems laughtar/
Drew - How did you know we were using that software?
JEFF K.!!!!! - i can detect FAGOTRY from 50000 miles awaey, sir!
JEFF K.!!!!! - waht gaems?
JEFF K.!!!!! - RADNACK RAMPEG!@
JEFF K.!!!!! - i didant palay Kingping becuase I saw it ovear at Jerrys house and all teh modals were liek UNDRAWATAR!!! wavey guys!
JEFF K.!!!!! - liek POOP IN A WIND TUNNEL!!! hahaagha
JEFF K.!!!!! - so now yuo do a Wolgendseting game!!! WOLGENSINETAIN!
JEFF K.!!!!! - how did yup gets teh idea too do WOlgefenstearn!?
JEFF K.!!!!! - Did yuo ask nicely and John Cramack says, "PAINT MY DECK AND YUO CAN"?
JEFF K.!!!!! - hahahaa, pretty big roof!!! hahaa
So they lets yuo maeks teh gaem. how are yuo makeing it bettar than teh origineal Woflenastein?
JEFF K.!!!!! - THATS IT?
JEFF K.!!!!! - oooh, STAIRS = gameplay !!
JEFF K.!!!!! - thats good, do yuo still gets to eats teh turkey?
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