JARREY SPRINGAR!!!!

JEFF K.!!!!! - haha, put a roof on Adrian Cramack!!!!

ROOFY MAN WORKS FOR ID

dont let him out, teh guys a menace!!!

okey i haev anothar questian about Zombies - how coem theryre always evil in teh games? teh zombies always wants too kills yuo but nevar wants too help yuo! WHY?

Drew - That part was never on the History Channel, so we just figured they're all bad-ass.

JEFF K.!!!!! - thats vary racist liek Solgar of Fortune!

NOT ALL ZOMBIYES ARE EVIL!!!

I will maek Jerry into a zombie and he will help me clean my closets!

Drew - I guess Rob Zombie isn't evil.

JEFF K.!!!!! - no, hes just silly and scarry!1

RARRR LISTEN TO DEVILMAN I WRITES TEH MUSIC OF FESTERING!!!!!1 RARR

okeys, now whats about guns in yuor gaem?

Drew - Because of the recent political situation in amerika regarding firearms, we have gotten rid of all guns and are just jusing chairs.

JEFF K.!!!!! - woah!!!!! EXCLUVISSIVE SCOOPS FOR JEFF K!!!!!! i gots yuor numbar, HYPONERDIA!!! hahahaaa

so how maney differant kinds of charis?

Drew - Good question...There are chairs that shoot 9mm ammo, there's a flame shooting chair, there are chairs that fire rockets and grenades, and there are some other chairs that are pretty bad too.

JEFF K.!!!!! - bad = sucks?

Drew - No, bad = good, like bad for Nazis.

JEFF K.!!!!! - What about stuped guns? In evary game yuo have bullit guns and explosian gun and then two goofy silly guns that are experimentiel aliean guns athat do all sorts of crazey and dumb crap!

How maney crazey alien guns ydo yuo haev? not maney I hope!!!

Drew - No, there are some experimental guns that the Nazi scientists came up with that were made for shooting their monsters once they all got out of control.

JEFF K.!!!!! - How caome teh guns are experimental but they always work right??? Mayebe a experiement dosent work right and teh guns shots fire at yuo whoevar shoots it!

Drew - Cool...Like a Jeff K gun? We could put that in...

JEFF K.!!!!! - YEAH!

PJ PAJAMAS: "I GOTS AN EXPERIEMENTAL GUN!"

(HE PULLS TEH TRIGGAR AND BLOWS UP)

PJ PAJAMAS: "TEH EXPERIEMENT WAS A TERRIBAL FAILURE"

Drew - Sorry about that...

JEFF K.!!!!! - yeah, yuo haev too maeks one experiemental gun that si a failure gun becuase all experiements are NOT a 100% sucess sir!!

Drew - Just making a quick note of that... one sec...

JEFF K.!!!!! - SURE but i wants credit. MAek teh box say "JEFF K.!!!!'s Escape from Castal Wolgentstine!"

Drew - I'll have to ask Adrian about that...

JEFF K.!!!!! - no!!! dont!!!!

he doesent liek me!!!!

dont!!!!

Drew - Hey, I have a question for you, Jeff K...

JEFF K.!!!!! - okeys

Drew - How come Adrian Carmack wasn't on Survivor Smarty Man Island?

JEFF K.!!!!! - HE WAS YUO KLUTZ!!! yuo didant reads it vary well! he was there when cliffry b and Derek smarty man were talking he had flashback

yuo ehere too busy throwing chairs at each othar in teh office too reads it I guess!

Drew - Yeah, probably. I meant as a contestant, actually... when are you doing part 2?

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