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JEFF K."S GUIDE TO THIS YEAR"S E3 (THIS YEAR, NOT LAST YEAR!)!!! |
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PAGE 1 well as yuo probabley all know, E3 si RAPIDELY APPROACHEING US and soon it will be hear! Then all teh game makars will come out of there caves and swamps and arrive in LOS ANGLES to try too make peopal buy there stuped crap. Also Cliffy B. will come but they wont let him in becuase his kind isant wanted in Los Angles, his peopal are in San Fransisco where it is colder and people wear leather diapars and cowboy hats. BUT Cliff is a resourcefull FAGORT and will find a way too break teh law and let him in becuase he si vary clevar liek a mongorosal!!! LIEK THIS:
PS: that si MY comic I DREW so dont steal it or its HAX0RING TIEM FOR YUOR FAVORITE FOOTWEAR, M<UUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! also I am done talking about Cliffy B becuase my computar has NORTION ANTIFAGOT installed and it will turn off if I mentian his naem again. SO me and Jerry are going to E3 this year again becuase we are gameing new jonralists and will SCOOP INSCITE MAGAZINE!!! oh wait Inscite magazine si GONE!@ well we will scoop PCXL! OH NO THEY ARE GONE TOO!!!! well we will scoops Dailey Readar! OH HO HO ANOTHAR BANKRUPT COMPANEY!!!! well well I guess my siet si teh only one left now so we wont scoop anybodey I guess but Jerry will probably scoop ice cream into his fat fat mouth becuase all that guy eats si ice Cream these days becuase I think he has a tapeworm and he has too feed it every 9 minutes with lard. Last year Jerry threw up circus peanuts all ovar on teh bus ride to e3 but he bettar not this year becausethat was a GROSS EVENT TO OCCUR ON A BUS!!! jerry's mom wants him to get on an all grain diet but he probaly cant because theres no grain in bacon. SO ANYWAYS hear is my E3 PREVIEW with all teh shizztag comeing up at E3!!! |
