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GIVE ME A JOB AT ID SOFTWARE, ID SOFTWARE!!!

BY JEFF k.!!!!!!!!!

i read at on Tim Wiliites plan update that id si looking for a map designar for Quake! i said "HEY! I CAN MAEK QUAKE 3 MAPS, HERE IS MY WEBPAGE!" (go there). here is Tim WIlliets plan update:

Level Design Position Available

Id Software is searching for a talented, experienced, and team driven individual to help us create some of the best selling games in the industry. We are looking for a team player to add to our design department.

Requirements:

1. Experience working with a 3D engine such as Quake, Unreal, Lith-Tech, etc.
2. Ability to maintain an organized schedule within a creative environment.
3. Ability to set goals and compete them in a timely manner.
4. A driven, self-starter who enjoys the commitment and rewards of creating some of the best levels in the industry.

5. Avid game player with an open mind and understanding of games and gamers in general
6. Willing to play on team id during Capture the Flag games.

If you are interested please send email to twillits@idsoftware.com. All inquires will be strictly confidential.

so I wrote this lettar to Tim Willats:

Helo Tim Willets!

i recently read yuor PLAN update about a level desiner, and i beleive I am the man 4 teh job! I have many experiance palaying Quake 2 and beatting LPB fagots! i have played Quaek since 1987, and i am real good! but now I can maek levels to! i taught myself how to maek levels using the BUILD engine on Duke3dd and i made maps like:

STRIPHOUSE 3D
HOUSE OF A ZILLION DEATHES
BLOODHOUSE
HOUSE 3D OF DEATH HOUSE 3D BLOODBATH
DOWNTOWN BOOBIES

and i once played them on my modam. so i know what im doing,! now i can maek maps on Quake3Areana!!! i just taught myself this week but i am getting bettar, i will learn how to make lifts soon once i can get NOrton utilites working. Yuo can see all my maps at::

http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/maps/index.htm

I WILL MAEK MORE SOON!!!# i am making a map like the ones u have in space where yuo jump on teh platforms and shoots at guys and then theres fog too. How do you make the color red????

1. Experience working with a 3D engine such as Quake, Unreal, Lith-Tech, etc.

I CAN work with Quaek3 engine. UNREAL TOURNAMETN is for fagots so i dont palay that. I dont know what Litchtach is tho

2. Ability to maintain an organized schedule within a creative environment

i can maek a schedule when i take my medicatian, but I soemtimes forget!

3. Ability to set goals and compete them in a timely manner.

I like to compete in Q2 and I WIN!!!!!!!!!! except when i play LPB campar fagots

4. A driven, self-starter who enjoys the commitment and rewards of creating some of the best levels in the industry.

I am too young to drive but i want to work in teh industry so Id bettar get this job or im going to kick yuor aSS!

5. Avid game player with an open mind and understanding of games and gamers in general

I KNOW GAMES, I PLAY DUKE#D ALL THE TIME AND QUAKE 3 BUT IT WONT RUN ON MY COMPAQ

6. Willing to play on team id during Capture the Flag games.

okay, but only if yuo dont camp you fags!!!!!!!!@#$

I made a resume but cant find it. if I find a copy i will scan it and send it to you but it might be large becayse i cant figure out how to shrinkz0r images in Paint shoip pro and i am on a modam AOL. but yuo bettar give me this job because i am bettar than Crispin Antcow and i have niceR boots than him

THANK YOU FOR THE JOB, FAG0T, I WANT $78,000 A YEAR AND WILL WORK ONCE I QUIT HIGH SCHOOL@

-JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye, quake3 is bettar than karnov

i Will get this job and work for id softwarez and i will make a lot of money, YOU WILL SEE! if u are another game comanpy that want to hire me to design levels, write in to me and i might if you pay me enough!!! i will write when TIm write me back

thx bye

-JEFF K. (aka |<R3/\/\! 311\</4)

HERE IS MY SITE! CLICK HERE FAGOT!!!