NEWEST INTARVIEW: Kenn Hoerkstra of Raven Software - he made Soldare of Fortune and Heretic 2 and is makeing Star Track - L33T Force!!! BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!! i haev intarviewed Ken Horkstar of Raven. I palayed Soldare of Fortune teh othar day and says "This si a vary good gaem!" so I emaled him and asked if I could intarview him for My games siet and (ONCE AGAIN) I have scooped Inscite Magazine with cuting edge jounralism!!! so reads teh intarview and when yuo are done yuo can go back to my excellint homepaeg!!! Oh, and BLUES NEWS BETTAR POST NEWS OF THIS INTARVIEW OR IM GOING TO PUINCH HIM AT E3 IF I CAN GET IT! IF I CANT GET IN, IM GOING TO PUNCH HIM WHEN HE LEAVES SO LOOK OUT BLUE, IM COMEING AFTAR YUO BUDDY!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BEATS YUO UP BLUE AND FRANS TOO!!! ITS CLOBBERIN TIME, CHARLIE#

PAGE 4!! JEFF K - LOTS OF MAPS Kenn Hoekstra - Didn't you and Cliff get into a tiff recently? JEFF K - NO, he's VARY immature , not good buisness for Epicleptic Entartainment AT ALL Kenn Hoekstra - I just sent him a signed copy of the Soldier of Fortune strategy guide and he didn't even say thank you... JEFF K - hes teh most imature jerk I evar intarviewed JEFF K - HE'S A JERK!!! JEFF K - I punch him at E3 if I can get in yuo may have nice breasts Cliffy B, but I will still hit yuo. Kenn Hoekstra - Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel. JEFF K - I just did mistar Kenn! !! Kenn Hoekstra - Heh JEFF K - I go "CLiffy B, time to FEEL PAIN SIR" Kenn Hoekstra - Doesn't he have bodyguards? JEFF K - No, they're called BOYFRIENDS Kenn Hoekstra - Ouch JEFF K - Why si teh flamethrowar in Soldfar of Fortune look like a stick on teh ground? It looks like a stick then yuo picks it up and it shots yellow cotten swabs at guys like a plant mistar. its vary silley lookeing. Kenn Hoekstra - I never looked at the flamethrower in that light before. You've given me something to meditate on. JEFF K - BUT OTHAR THAN TEH FLAMETHROWAR I ENJOYED YUOR GAME SIR Kenn Hoekstra - Well, I'm glad.... Kenn Hoekstra - You didn't WAREz it, did you? JEFF K - NOOOOOOOOO Kenn Hoekstra - That's good... JEFF K - My friend Jerry gaev it too me Kenn Hoekstra - Nice guy, that Jerry... JEFF K - he says he gots it from 7-11, in a magazine JEFF K - "HOMES AND GARDENS", HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA JEFF K - okey, thanks yuo for teh intarview, and I will continue to purchase fine Raven Software products!!! JEFF K - pllk4444 JEFF K - okee smarty programering, GODBYE! Kenn Hoekstra - l8r by JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TOO MY HOEMPAEG@!