BY JEFF K.
3 AREANA VERSIS KARNOV
OK helo everybody I AM BACK WITH A NEW ARTICAL. i was on the intarnet teh othar day and i was reading like QUAKE 3 IS OUT so i go over to my friend Jerrys' house and he had the demo and we palayed it and i beat the bots and I played CFT and i won so I was like "Yeah this is KIND OF k3wl game" and then i went and read PC ACCELERATOR BECAUSE ITS SO FUNY and they had a review of Q3A and UNREeal tournamant and i was like WHAT THE FUCK!!!
UNREAL TOURNAMent is for fagots! yuo dont have teh raligun and theres no grenade launcher and yuop DONT HAEV the QUAD DAMAGE!!! that is so gay if yuo maek a game and you dont have the quyad damage LAME!!! so I said "somebody had better review this game GOOD, not like these fags" but i didn't read anything out there!!# all those fFAGS said "UNREALE TOURNAMINT VERSUS QUAEK 3 ARIENA" and I got mad and turned on my IBM APtIVA overclocked to 100 gigahertz with 198 megs ram and a tridant sound card and a Base 10 T card and a modeam and overclocked AOL and I made my own review of:::
QUAKE3 AREANA VERSUS KARNOV< THE BEST GAME EVER SHOWDOWN 1999
GRAPHICS: Quake 3 has good graphics, yuo can see the guys are in modals. the graphics are only good tho. TEH modelar for Quaek 3, Paul STEED, makes good modeals but not as god as the ones in Karnov. LOOK:
See! Here Karnov is and yuo can tell he is a fat Russien. som e of the modals in Quake 3 yuo cannot tell what they are, ARE THEY ALIENS OR MONSTARS OR SOLDARS OR WHAT????
Here is some more pictures of enemies from Karnov, yu will see that they guys in Karnov are more bettar:
HERE IS A GOLDAN MAN
OH NO! HE THROWS ROCKS!!!
THE CHINAMAN KILLED ME WITH A SWORD AND THERE IS A BUG ON THE TREE
IT IS YODA IN A NEST!!@# GO AWAY YODA YOU FAG!
IT IS A PRINCESS - NO, IT IS A DEEAMON!!! in DISGUYSE!
|i ran out of pictures here
|oops made too many boxes
FastCounter by I AM L33T AND MAED MY OWN COUNTAR IN OPHOTOSHOP 4
So we can see that the modals in Karnov ar bettar. I dont have any screenshots for Quaek 3 because i dont know how to take them, so you can go somewhere else to get them.
WEAPONS: The weapons in Q3 are a lot and confusing - many peopole dont know of what weapon to shots with!!! HERE they are;
WEAPON 1 - Axe - yuo hit walls with the axe and find secrats
WEAPON 2 - MACHENE GUN - shots bullats fastar
WEAPON 3 - PISTOL - Use to shots bullats too, boring
WEAPON 4 - ROCKET LUNCHER - Shoots rockets and yuo can blow yuorself up (LAME)
WEAPON 5 - ELECTRIC LIGHTING GUN - shots green and yuo can shock your enemies put it doesnt HAVE batteries, so that is not realistic
WEAPON 6 - HOLODUKE - you can make a fake person of you that people will shoots and yuo can blow them up with pipe bomb!S!!!
WEAPON 7 - BFG 20000 - Shots the green blob this is for newbie fagots
WEAPON 8 - SUPER SHOOTGUN - shoots shells like clams or something
That is so L4ME. yuo dont know which gun too use!! I WIll read PC ACCELERATOR and they will tell me which guns to use. In Karnov its bettar because yuo can have these weapons:
WEAPON 1 - 1 FIREBALL SHOT - Shots one fireball
WEAPON 2 - 2 FOIREBALLS - shoots two!
WEAPON 3 - 3 FIREBALLS - SHOOTS THREE AT ONCE AND IT IS KEWL
and there is bombs and a boomerang and a ladder. SO Karnov has bettar weapons because they arent' unrealistic like QUAKE 3 AREEANA.
BOSSES: Quake3AReNA has dumb bosses liek fat guys and robots. that is dumb. Looks at the bosses in Karnov:
IT IS A GREEN FISH THAT HOPS AND MASTARBATES AND THROWS GOO AT YOU
OH NO< THE OLD MAN WALKS HIS GREEN DOG THAT SHOTS PINBALLS!~!!!
RUN! IT IS THE FAG PATROL! OH NO, I DIED!!!!
See these guys are bettar and hardar and tougher to beat. Quaek 3 is lame and loses and Karnov winss AGAIN!!!