NEW INTARVIEW! - SCOTT WARNAR OF BLACK AISLE (THEY MADES FALOUT AND BALDARS GATE AND ARE MAKEING ICEWINDY DALE) i am makeing lots of gaeming man friends becuase my siet is populare!!!!!!! now I haev intarviewed Scott Warnar of Black Isle, he si makeing role palaying gaems and something called "Windy DALE", wjhich is dungons and Dragins (I haevnt heard of that gaem either, I think it si liek Final Fantatsy). so I gots scott to do an intarview and we talked about Cyclopses and role playing and good things. HE was a nice guy, much bettar than Charlie Weedhopper and the undesirabal Cliffy B (I WONT put up links to thier intarviews beucase I dont liek them), but then Scott turned out too be a jerk to at teh end, so I guess all computar men are jerks maeybe. BUT NOT ME, i am a gaem reportar and I have savoire faire! -BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scott: How about Ultima Online? JEFF K: Untilma online is not a vary qualeity product JEFF K: Untimlma Online is dumb, yuo get kiled by deer JEFF K: I hope there are no deer in your gaem Scott: I killed a deer in UO on my first session and some guy came by me and yelled "you killed bambi! hahaha" I never played again. JEFF K: my friend Jerry palays Dungeons and dragons and he saids that yuor rules are a rulebook or soemthing and diffrant rules tahn othar games and that nobody knows teh rules but I dont know STABS TEH AIR WITH YOUR STICK, LIZARD MAN, YUO GOTS TOO FEED YUOR FAMELY JEFF K: ??? Scott: Umm, yes we use different rules Scott: 2nd Edition D&D rules not those 3rd ones yet JEFF K: like 100 sided dice? Scott: that's one big dice JEFF K: looks liek testicals with lots of numbars on them Scott: hahaha JEFF K: Mistar Smarty men makeing othar games use Third rules JEFF K: Nveverwintar Nights Scott: Bioware is making that out of house JEFF K: I DONT UNDERSTAND RULES, WHAT SI DIFFERANCE? NUMBER OF TROLLS?!?! JEFF K: WFT???????? TELL ME NOW DAMN YUO Scott: uhhh yeah, number of trolls! and other things. JEFF K: mayebe its regis fillbarn! JEFF K: HE WANTS TO USE YUO AS LIFELINE Scott: I want to win a million dollars too. Scott: I wonder what he'll ask? JEFF K: REGIS: "WHAT GAEM COMPANY MAEKS GAME WHERE YUOR CAR TRUNK DISAPPEARS?" JEFF K: CONTESTANT: "LET ME CALL MY FRIENDS AND ASK!" Scott: "BIS! GIMMIE MY MILLION DOLLARS!" JEFF K: REGIS: "YUO WIN, HERES MONEYS" Scott: You didn't want the trunk anyways. Scott: It's too cumbersome JEFF K: MAYbe JEFF K: SO WHY do they makes new rules?? and why are they secrat and yuo cant use them? Scott: It's like, a super secret ultra confidential Wizards of the Coast thing. JEFF K: that is silley JEFF K: i should stabs them Scott: You should apply there JEFF K: so what is yuor game like??? Scott: Did you play Baldur's Gate? JEFF K: NO Scott: How about Torment? JEFF K: NO JEFF K: final fantansy JEFF K: and Quake 3 Scott: Well you take a bunch of adventurers and you wander around a world killing stuff. JEFF K: liek evarquest/? Scott: Yeah! JEFF K: i hoep yuo get too sit as much as Evarquest JEFF K: CAST SPELL, SIT SIT SIT SIT JEFF K: CAST SPELL ,SIT, SIT, SIT, DIES Scott: OH man you can't sit in our game JEFF K: WHAT?????/ Scott: Sorry JEFF K: then it wont be succesful Scott: If you can't sit?? JEFF K: yes Scott: hmmm, maybe we'll have to look into that JEFF K: yuo haev to COMBAT for 40 seconds, then sits for 40 minutes JEFF K: and CAMP BOOTS JEFF K: do yuo have fast boots? Scott: yeah! JEFF K: ohm, then it might be good Scott: Of course it'll be good! CLICK THIS WORDS FOR TEH NEXT PAEG IN MY STAR STUDDED INTARVIEW!!!!!!!!