SUMMAR PREVIEW FOR "TEH MATRIX: PART 2"
- Keannu Reeves
"Morpehaous" - Fred Williamson
"Trinity" - I forgot her naem, teh birdface woman
"Agent Barnyard" - John Kruk
"Bonzi Buddey" - John Kruk
OH NO NEO SI IN CYBARSPACE, HELP
FETUS ROBOTS WIN THES GAME FROM A MONSTAR!!!
too admit taht "The MAtraxi" was one of my favoarite
movies alltime, narrowly beating out "Kangaroo Jack"
adn "All teh Pretty Horses." The MAtrix had evarything
in it: guns, a juimping off teh walls, flying guns, a bullet
tiem, evil computar machenes, numbers that flew, flying gun
bullets in slowar motian, juimping into a gun, dead police
men, computar hackeing, Kevin Mitnick, oven trailers, a old
womans kitchen, stairs, mature women in clotheing, head spark
plugs, mechaanical squids, Japaneseses assasins, tiem traval,
volcanos, a monstar, slow time at fastar speed, magic, wizzards,
some dirty place, Kung Few, fighting, a lot of mess explodsians
EVARYWHERE, and just about anything else yuo can names! it
was great, it was about a man sucked into a computar machene
to save teh worald from cyborg robots who make fetuses from
yuo and me! OH NO!!! I DO NOT WANT TO BECOME ROBOT FETUS,
SO SAEV ME BATMAN OR BETTAR YET ROBIN WILLIAMS
are not in thes movie, but Keanue Reaves si, he is "Neo"
witch stands for "Neosporin" becuase he makes yuor
cuts disapear when he colects YUOR COMPUTAR SOUL!!!! In part
1 he found out his powars from a computar game and now in
part 2 he has his powars and must protect a computar machene
from being hackXored by a evil computer virus named "AGENT
BARNYARD" who sends out his virus named "BONZI BUDDY"
to attack adn destroys all teh computars! THIS CANNOT HAPPEN
BECUASE IF TEH COMPUTARS DIE THEN BABY MACHINE FETUSES DIE
AND YUO AND ME DIE!!! so Neo teams up with Morhpehasuas or
Kazaa or whatevar to save teh humanity from evil. Here si
teh tips I got:
SUBJECT: THE MATRIX, PART 2
Jeff K., I have some information for you about "The
Matrix, Part 2". This is a very exciting, computer
dependant movie which uses special cutting-edge special
effects to make many scenes. For example, I watched in their
movie lab as they made the following scenes on their motherboard
Neo jumps into a biplane from a castle just before the moth
swarms over it and turns the castle's bricks into sand,
2) Neo shoots a gun at an old man, but the bullet splits
in two and one part of the bullet fly's into a crow's butt,
3) Neo jumps out of the way of a bullet, but time slows
down and he moves very quickly, he punches a crow in the
face and then tips over a large gas station so he can save
the machine fetus colony.
Kruk plays two exciting roles in this film, one as "Agent
Barnyard," a deadly computer virus mastermind who has
created "Bonzi Buddy" to attack the Machine Fetus
land of Mechafetusville. With all the makeup and special
effect, it is nearly impossible to tell that John Kruk is
playing two different rolls. You will be very surprised
at the ending, in which John Kruk gets killed by electricity
shots and explodes into particles which infest his mainline
computer mother board. It's very exciting and I don't think
anything will be able to topple this action giant from its
throne of gold.
PS: you did not return my last email about the playstation.
I am going to stop writing you "tips" if you don't
return it. My mom is very angry right now.
thes movie looks allmost as good as teh First Matrox movie
where Neo shots bullets at a wall and AGENT SMITH is VERY
EVIL!!! they tryed to tortare him but didant suceed becuase
he has nerves of STEELE and yuo cant break a man who stands
for virtue and paragone! I once wanted too be liek Neo so
I tried jumpiung off a wall into a trash can but teh wall
made me fall ovar and then I got in troubal becuase it was
in teh middal of hissotry class and my teacher Mr. Nickels
si SOEM KIND OF SHITTY TEACHAR IF YUO ASKS ME!!! who cares
about historys, I wont need to know history in my future job
of GAME PROGRAMMAR when I help maek Quake 4: Quack Atack!
SO I wish Neo would kill Mr. Nickels becuase he's just terrable
any way yuo look at it and Id rathar watch a movie than read
about Pillgrims!!! I HATE TEH PILLGRAMS!!!!!!!! ARGGHH!
3: LORD OF TEH TOW TOWARS PART 2: RETURN OF TEH KING