SUMMAR VIDEO GAME PC GAME ROUNDUP!!!

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HALOW

evarybody talks about haloe becuase there is jeep and rockets and men and alians. BUT littal do peoeple know that Bungee copied Halaloe from "JACKAL", best Nintendo gaem evar. except no alians. Haloe is promised to be best gaem evar made since God because it si teamplay like Team Fortress 2 except this gaem might come out before I die. is has deformable terain which means tyuo can make tire tracks and hide in them. it has a bunch of othar crap too and will probaly not work on anybodys computars unless theyre overcloking like me. P3 ATHALON AT 400 KILOHERTZ, FAGOTS! i use RDRAM and that maeks bus size AGP 4/1! ALL THANKS TO MEMAKAR. so everybody shuts up about Halaoe already! OKEY MAYEBE BUNGAY SI SUPAR SECRAT MAGIC PROGRAMING MEN, MAEYBE SMOKE AND GHOSTS, I DONT KNOW SO STOP ASKEING ME!!!!


NICE TRY BUNGAY, cant fool me! ripping off
"JACKAL" --- SHAME ON YUO!

 

START WARS ROLEPLAYING GAME OJNLINE

WHO CARES??? now instead of dorks in Noraeth its DORKS IN SPACE> YAY LETS ALL CAMP BOOTS OF CHEWBACCA +30498~!!! HORRAY WERE SOME KIND OF RETARDS! brian hook is makeing this and he maed Quaek 3 so it might be good. but John carmacke did not maeks this so meaybe not! i want to be jabba teh hut though, he s like a big gren turd with teeth, and maeybe they make a Jar Jar binks race too because maney people do not likes Jarjar Binks but I think he was funney and Mr Gorege Lucas si a wonderful man who is a guardian of truth and I haeve a Jar Jar Bicnks poster above my bed to. Jerry seaids Jar jar binks si for fagots but Jeeryy likes "TRanselvania 6-5000" so WHOS TEH FAGOT NOW HUH? liek evarquest, teh only way to get a charactar is too buy one on Ebay so NO THANKS SONY# besides i dont haev a credat card anyways! LAAAAAAME>


CHEWBACCA SAYS "ROOWR ROOWR RWOWR
ROOWR RRRWOOOOWR AWWOOO" WHICH
MEANS "HEY DORKS GET OFF MY PLANAT"

 

WINDY DALE

ANOTHAR SMASH HIT BY INTARPLAY! TEH FEELGOOD SENSATIAN OF TEH YEAR FOR SURE! TWO THUMBS UP!!! WAY UP!!!

 

this si teh end of my colamn i am going to sleep bye

- JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: DONT WRITE ME ANY MORE EMALES, I AM SICK OF READEING YUOR STUPID MALE, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
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