JEFFK:
Yuo are headin down the pain higway NOW, sir!!! will ther be nakid stripparz
in this one? can yuo shots off there arms and stuff like Soldar of Fortine?
Can yuo walks up too a toilet and press a key and Duke says "Aah, I
gots too drop a load now!" that would be funny
GOD
KNOWS yuo haev had plenty of time to impliment that featare, hahaha
Wieder:
There are strippers, but the game isn't going to be equal to an R-Rating
so no nudity. We have the ability to shoot limbs off, but a stripper just
doesn't look very good with blood spurting out of their arms while giving
you a lap dance. Not that you have ever had a lap dance, but...
JEFFK:
do yuo know Regis Fillbarn from Who Wants to Be a Millonarie? Mayeb
he asks a question "WHO TAKES A VARY LONG TIME TO MAEK THERE GAME" and
yuo says "Oh Regis, I think that would be us, we work on Duek 4D for
a seven decades" and Regis says "IS ThAT YUOR FINAL ANSWAR" and yuo
says yes and he said "CONGRATULATIONS, HERE SI YUOR A MILLIONE DOLLARS!"
Wieder:
Regis can wait like everyone else.
JEFFK:
Can i beta test, i have a sound card and speakars
CAN
IBETA TEST yUOR GAME AND GIVE YUO FEEDBACKE? when beta testing opans
up in 2039 HA HA
Wieder:
We won't be doing public beta tests that would allow you to do anything
for us.
JEFFK:
who would win in a fight bnetween Duke and a cyclops?!? AND DONT LIE
AND SAY DUKE BECUASE HE PAYS YUO!!! TELL TEH TRUTH
Wieder:
Duke
JEFFK:
WHY>!>
Wieder:
Because Duke pays the Cyclops to lose. And he has a shrink ray. That makes
him 3 feet tall.
JEFFK:
can i pleas be in yuor beta test DIABLO II WOULDANT LET ME IN BECAUSE
I CALLED BLIZARD FAGOTS
Wieder:
You called me a fagot though.
JEFFK:
NO IDIDNT
LIEAR
LIAR
Wieder:
I have the log.
JEFFK:
i called yuo NO SUCH THING
I WAS
JOEKING
Wieder:
My mom wants to beta test but I won't let her.
JEFFK:
OH YUO ARE A BAD SON CHARLIE
Wieder:
She didn't let me play Super Mario Brothers till 3am when I was younger.
Payback time.
JEFFK:
i bouthgt that last month, it wasnent too good. graphics were almost
as bad as unreale HAHA
Wieder:
You could make a pretty sweet side scroller with the Unreal engine.
JEFFK:
YEAH, "ESCAPE FROM PLANAT OF TEH STUPIDs"
Wieder:
We should stop making DNF and make Mario in Unreal.
JEFFK:
THATS okey, yuo will haev time to make Mario UNreal when yuo finish
in Duke 4 teh year 34000000!!!
Wieder:
You know, we haven't heard that many jokes about Duke taking forever...
these are very fresh.
JEFFK:
I MAEK FUN OF DIIAKATINA TOO> DOSE THAT COUNT?
Wieder:
We are trying to hide behind Daikatana. If and when they ship, we are
probably screwed.
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okey,
look, i have once againe gottan exclusive intartviews with big fameous
gameing industry people!!!! today I haev Charlie Weider, and he maeks
maps for Duke Nukam 4: Duke Nukam Forevar! i dont know if he si bettar
than Crispan Antcow tho. i guess well see whenevar Duke 4 comes out, HUH???