TEH REDARS OF X-ENTERTANMINT ARE DUMBIES!!!

BY JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!

RECENTLY I puts my MAGIC too teh test and haX0red anothar victem, I HAX0RED X-ENTARTINMENT becuase Jerry saids there were JI Joes there and WTF who writes abotu JI JOES???? so i HaX)RED teh paeg and oh no, soon I gots angary emales from X-Entartanment readars who were made that they couldant read about Cobra FAGOTMANDAR hahhahahahahah! his real name was "COBRA COMANDAR" but I changed it and tahts why its funny!!! hahahahaha/ so hear are teh lettars dumby X-Entairtainmint readars sends me! what FAT HATS!!!1

Hear si teh regulare page (it si nonhaX0red now, I gave it back)
Hear is my hAX0RED VERSIAN OF TEH PAGE! I saved it for hattrician.org 1it was a wrok of arT!

HEAR COMES TEH PARADE OF FAGOTS, GET READY GENTELMEN!!!

FROM: Mark Freeman
Subject: You are a Moron.

You are a Moron. I hope that you can understand my message, given its lack of randomized capital letters, proper grammar, and correct spelling.

But you, Mr. K, are a moron.

Of course, you'll probobly laugh at me in an egotistical little mood. But, I hope you know, that you are a moron. It is people like you that show us what is truly wrong with society today. People like you that cause shows like Roseanne and the Power Rangers to stay on the air.

Suffice it to say, anyone with half a brain can plainly see that you are a moron.

And it makes me angry when I think of the fact that the human race can produce bits of genetic refuse such as yourself.

In any case, there's my rant. I hope that I didn't use too many big words to describe your utter, blatant, and hopeless stupidity.

So there you are, a Moron.

WOW THANKS FOR TEH EMALE PROFESSOR SMARTY pockets!!! yuo sure cleared up populare misconceptians with yuor vary inteligent emale you sends too me. yuo are obviousley a vary inteligent man because YUO USE CORECT GRAMMAR!!! AND SPELING!!! I will submite yuor emale to "TEH EMALE HALL OF FAME AWARDS" becuase yuo use grammar and CORRECT SPELING so well yuo should win a prize of haveing anothar littal man shoved into yuor butt.

EMALE HALL OF FAME AWARD GOES TO:
MARK FREEMAN

AWARD IN TEH FIELD OF EMAIL EXCELENCE AND DUMBYNESS

IN CONCLUSION, I HOEP YUOR BOSS AT BUGER KING READS YUOR SMARTY LETTAR AND DECIDES TOO PROMOTE YUO AND LET YUO WORK TEH FRENCH FRY MACHENE BECUASE, HEY MISTER SMARTY PROFESOR, YUO DESERVE IT!!!

So there yuo are, a hero to DUMBIES EVARYWHERE!!! GO GO GO GO back to teh Retard Farm

FROM: ladeda@888.nu
Subject: Are you foriegn or illiterate?

So I see you swiped x-e. Point of this was? Just to point out though, any kid who refers to winnuke...is FAR from a hacker. It's even harder to take you seriosly when you can't spell for your life. And seriosly...what's with your webpage? I've seen better geocities pages than this. And wtf are you doing posting your picture up??? Not only that but your on a free page with your information on it. Man, you're a thick one... By the way, I'd get off win as soon as possible. And look into a proxy.

i am not "FAR FROM A HAX0R" excepts when I get hit in teh head with a bat and haev an out of bodey experiance liek a year ago when Jerry hit me with teh bat and I floated around and saw a bright light and a big tunnel and there was sound at teh end of the tunnel and it saids "COME TO TEH LIGHT, JEFF COME TOO TEH LIGHT" and I did but then I got there and it was just Jerry's FAT WHORE MOM looking at teh refrigerator light so I left.

It's even harder to take you seriosly when you can't spell for your life. And seriosly...what's with your webpage?

AND "SERIOSLY" DID YUO BUY YOUR DICTONAREY AT A CRACKHOUSE YUO STUPED SLOBBERGOAT?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHahahahha fariey

FROM: dr_bonkers@hey-diddley-ho.co.uk
Subject: (NO SUBJECT)

U CRAZY MUTHER FUCKER YOU BITCHED UP MY FAVOURITE SITE AND YOUR SPELLING IS FUCKKIN SHIT , U LITTLE SHIT WHY DONT U PICK ON A SITE LIKE MINE IF U DARE http://www.geocities.com/james_2001_says u little pussy

BWWAAAAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!

I THINK YUOR SIET WAS ALREADY HAX0RED BY A BLINDED 9 YEAR OLD WITH A DISEASE THAT MAEKS HIS BRAIN STUPED!!! If somebodey haX0red yuor siet maybe it would be less crappey because yuo cant design paegs! or mayeb yuo made yuor site by sumoning teh HTAML OGRE who smashes random keys and maeks ugley crap. "RAWWWWR I AM TEH HTAML OGRE AND I LIKE ANAMATED GIFS AND GEOCITYES BECAUSE I AM A MONSTAR!!! RAWWR"

BUT NICE LIGHTING, I LIEK ALL TEH LIGHTNING AND ANAMATED PICTARS its vary pritty and I allso assume yuo haev no eyeballs too.

FROM: cbuell1
Subject: X-Entertainment

So you think that you are cool because you can hack into other people's sites. Well I hope that you are happy with yourslef, because you have ruined a decent site and broken a federal law as it is. To keep going, you seem to like calling everybody else "faggots", which in case you didn't know is a derogatory term for homosexuals, and using that term can put you in violation of the federal hate crime laws. I also imagine that if you spend all your time hacking or, "haxoring" as you call it, that you yourslef don't have a girlfriend, well except for the porn that you downloaded from the internet and your left hand. You probably know that I am going to ask you to leave the site and give the page back to those people who work on it and use it. Also, I have found that you have not completely "haxored" the site, there are ways to get to the other sites, you have only "haxored" the home page. I hope you will do what is right.

~CNB

who si "yourslef"??? Is he from PAKISTAN or MALASIA? what a crazzey foregn man! but ples dont reports taht too teh FIBI becuase I dont want too breaks HAT CRIME LAWS!!! NO I WILL GO TOO JAIL and see yuor dad who will hit on me but I will say no becuase I only liek Sarah!!!

PS: yuo haev intellectigence of CAT HAIRBALLS!!! hahahahahhahahaha yuo MANTURNIP!

FROM: Inan6281@aol.com
Subject: hey

you're a dumb bitch, and you can't spell. do yourself a favor, set yourself and your trailor home on fire. peace, Ian

DEAR AOL,

dont let yuor dumb usars send emale too anybody. anywhere. evar.

SINCERLY

JEFF K!!!!

FROM: Dane Bowling
Subject: you're a dickhead

You are a fucking asshole. Learn how to spell, and leave x-e alone, shitface. If I knew where you lived, I would kick your fucking ass. I've already reported you to the FBI, asshole. Go fuck yourself and rot in hell.

GRRAGAGAGAGAGA!!!! Oh no, teh FIBI si knocking on my door right now! QUICK HIDE TEH LUNIX!!!

oh wait it was not teh FIBI it was yuor mothar she saids she wants MOER LOVING FROM ME!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! SHE SAIDS SHE CALLS ME "SUGARKISS" and she said yuo get beatan up by pupets at teh MALL! HAHA YUO GET BEATAN UP BY MALL PUPPETS, WAY TOO GO

i had sex with yuor mom and thats an INSULT TO YUO!!!! ahhahahhahaahaha mall pupets!!!!1

MALL PUPPETS!!!!.

MALL PUPPETS!!!

FROM: Tuor311775@aol.com
Subject: (NO SUBJECT)

SUCK MY ASS, YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH OR ELSE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL, EITHER WAY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! YOU'RE A FUCKING LITTLE SMUG ASS PRIC BECAUSE YOU TRASHED ONE SHITTY GODDAMN SITE, WELL EAT SHIT, YOU FUCKING LOW BROW RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear AOL,

pleas stop handing out FREE AOL CDS to peopal on teh RETARD FARM and let them go back too eating checker pieces and drolling.

SINCERELEY,

JEFF K!!!!!!

FROM: William T Sullivan
Subject: you

I don't know who you or your kind is, but I tried to access a web site that you apparently hacked. I was intrigued by your foolish ramblings. It's difficult to imagine someone with as limited an intillect as yours could possibly figure anything out, but I guess people that are friendless and don't ever spend time worrying about things like getting laid have a lot of time on thier hands. It doesn't really matter that you hacked the site, because I'm sure it will be back around eventually. Oh, by the way, I don't know who "Jerry" is, but you sure have some kind of homoerotic fixation on him. Tah tah, douchbag.

WOW

"It's difficult to imagine someone with as limited an intillect as yours"

NICE SPELING, sargent! I guess yuo are a smartey man too liek MARK FREEMAN WHO WINS MAJOR AWARDES FOR HIS ELEGENT EMALES!!!! Now pleas stop emaling me and get back to yuor Geocitys paeg whitch lists all teh Flintstones episodes and yuor EROTIC POEMS about Barney Rubbal's butt.

FROM: Thegreat1akame@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

Are you really that stupid? Can you not spell? Or is that some cool new thing? See I think if you hack the aol ppl connection THAT would be funny. But the thing with x-e was pointless. See I am starting to hack. so any tips, besides get off this fucking aol, this thing is a piece. Tell you what Jeff your're cool engugh, you leave me and x-e alone and I won't let my father and grandpa, who are both FBI members, know about your little escapades. Deal? cool. Later.

DEAR AOL

Pleas stop recruiting dumb FIBI agents who pass teh "STUPED GENE" too there kids. and ples tell Thegreat1akame@aol.com that his dad and granmpa should hit him with car engine belts more. He needs moer beateings so he stops writeing crap liek thes:

"Tell you what Jeff your're cool engugh"

WFT IS ENGUGH?!?!?!??!

PS: ENGUGH ENGUGH ENGUGH ENGUGH

THANK YUO,

JEFFF K!!!!!!

ENGUGH!

FROM: NtChpmn@aol.com
Subject: dick

u r a fuckin wanker and if i find out who u r then ill fuckin do u over come to england and fight me yanky twat

DEAR AOL

dont let any moer AOL accounts go too peopal in England. they cannot use emale correct yet and lack BASIC COMUNICATIAN SKILLS! And they talk about "yanky their twat" whitch means I dont know what taht means but I think it means they haev both penises and vaginas and they masterbate allot. Maybe yuo can say in yuor prescriptian policy, "NO AOL USARS CAN BE ENGLAND PEOPAL WITH PENISES AND VAGINAS" and then nobodey from Englad would sign up and "OH GOD SAEV TEH QUEEN" or whatevar, haha, teh queen si a ROYAL FATHEAD!!!! haha queen FATHEAD/

Sincerrely,

JEFF K!!!!!!

FROM: DayintheLife1984@aol.com
Subject: wow.

I'm amazed by your hacking skills. Now that you're done wasting valuable space on the internet, by a dictionary, get "paint" to work properly so it lines up, and then try again. I really like, though, how you put your name all over everything, so Matt can have you arrested or sued.

WFT DOSE EVARYBODEY ON X-ENTERTANMENT USE AOL?!?!?!?!??!

"HELO I READS X-ENTIRTANMENT AND WHY YES I DO HAVE MAIL AND I WOULD LIEK TO SENDS PHOTOS OF MY KID RIDING A CARROSEL TO GRANDMA BECUASE OH NO GRANDMA'S DEAD WHY DID YUO KILL GRANDMA AOL AND I HAVE 40 FREE HOURS A MONTH TO READ ABOUT BUCKY TEH VANPIRE SLAYAR!!!! THANK YUO AOL FOR LETING ME READ X-ENTARTANMENT TOO"

please dont arest me Matt or sue me becuase all I own is Juicy Juice boxes and Greg Kite basketball cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ENGUGH1

FROM: Sean P'Donnell
Subject: (no subject)

Learn how to spell you stupid shit and give x-e their site back..you stupid fucking yankee redneck

OH NO anothar England person si mean too me "SEAN P' DONNELL" who cant spel "O' DONNELL" right! AHOY ENGLAND MAYEB YUO SHOULD BUILD SOEM SCHOOLS INSTEADS OF SPENDING ALL YUOR MONEY ON soccer games or football or fragotball or whatevar yuo call it ovar there and OH YES, GOD SAVE TEH QUEEN FROM EATING FRENCH FRIES NONSTOP hahahahahhahHAHAHAHAH

 

I GOT MOer emales too but Im not going to copy and paste them hear because I am sick of reading emale from AOL USARS because quite frankely there dumbyer than a bucket of hair

TEH END

JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

click hear too visits my webseit (MY WEBSIET)

EMALE ME HEAR: I MEAN HEAR SORREY

I MEAN HEAR oops ENGUGH!!!!!!