April 01, 2004: Rarefied Air
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Shokushu High School

April 02, 2004: M-More Pigs!
AUTHOR: Corin Tucker's Stalker
ALOD: Big Truck Balls

April 03, 2004: The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Kingdom Identity Ministries

April 04, 2004: Oh, You Shouldn't Have!
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Kappin Off Suckas

April 06, 2004: Everything I Know I Learned From Email
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: The Ultra League - Keeping Humanity Safe Since 2002

April 06, 2004: Vicious Wash Cycles
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Keith and Mike

April 07, 2004: It's Time to be a Team Player!
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: LORD OF "GOSPEL RAP"

April 08, 2004: Astronaut's Report #001 From the Orbiting ISS
AUTHOR: Astronaut C. Michael Foale
ALOD: NASA

April 09, 2004: Streets of Rage
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Aliens and Children

April 10, 2004: Greasnin's Spring Festival Spectacular!
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Light Chamber

April 11, 2004: Rule By Comedy
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Ellie Crystal's Metaphysical and Science Website

April 13, 2004: I'm a Gigantic Ball of Twine
AUTHOR: A Gigantic Ball of Twine
ALOD: International Organization of Heterosexual Rights

April 13, 2004: Game Maker: Stopping the Evil at the Source
AUTHOR: Taylor "Psychosis" Bell
ALOD: SWAMI SANANDA

April 14, 2004: The Idea Factory
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: All Sci-Fi Game

April 15, 2004: Saparmurat Niyazov, You Are My Hero
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Free Turkmenistan

April 16, 2004: Not Without My Pixels: The Skip Calhoun Story
AUTHOR: Corin Tucker's Stalker
ALOD: Diaper Station

April 17, 2004: That Old Black Magic
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Kanada's Transformation Art

April 18, 2004: The Magical Face of Linus Torvalds
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Humorix: All Linux Humor

April 20, 2004: RichDork Fake SA
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: FanPants

April 20, 2004: Solitaire 2: Solitaire Harder
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Way of the Master

April 22, 2004: In This Update I'm a Jehovah's Witness
AUTHOR: Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner
ALOD: The Sex, Death, and Travel Trilogy

April 22, 2004: Traitors in the Ghetto
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Yahoo Geocities

April 23, 2004: This Title Brought to you by Vagisil
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Jay Maynard's TRON costume

April 24, 2004: The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter for April, 2004
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: American Defense League

April 25, 2004: Film's Crappiest Villains
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: A Tribute to a Champion; Dale Earnhardt

April 27, 2004: Film's Best Worst Movies
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Multiple Stalker Information and Support Site

April 27, 2004: What in Batman's Belt?!
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: FreedomWriter

April 28, 2004: Welcome to the Machine
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: The Minimizer

April 29, 2004: The Top Ten Top Ten Lists
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Free World Alliance

April 30, 2004: The Experiment
AUTHOR: Corin Tucker's Stalker
ALOD: Alien Implant Removal And Detection Method