HELLO DANDERNECKS!!! I AM JEFF K> AND TOODAYS I WILL BRING YOU A STRAGETY GUIDE TO WHAT MANY PEOPAL CALL "TEH BESTART GAME OF TEH YARN", "WARCARFT 3"!!! BY JEFF K.!!!!!

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CHAPTAR 1: CHOOSE YUOR RACE!

Now in Warcarft 3 there are 5 differeant races too choose from! If yuo choose one taht does not mean yuor racist though, so yuo will now show up on teh Maury Povich show liek Jerry's parents who once beat up teh pizza delivary boy. Hear are teh differeant races and what makes them stink less than a bag of hair:

TEH HUMANS: they are a great class too plays becayse of they haev they towars!!! YUO CANNOT BEAT TOWARS!!! Also they have Merlin teh Wizzard of Magic and a gunner guy and maney things which make humans teh logical choice for a feelgood sensatian of teh year! SO IF YUO HAVE GOOD TASTE, YUO CANT BEAT A TEH HUMANS!!!

Oops, I messed up this, sorry, turn yuor computar monitor ovar upsidedown to see it right

ORKS: Orkcs are vary good too. They have larage teeth and can chew through a dinner plate if yuo bet them a cup of beer!!! they are vary violent and uses teh powar of war to combine a war elemant to stragety and form a attack death smash which leaves othar races BLINDED WITH THEIR OWN FAT!!! they can build towars too so yuo can see Orks are King of teh Ring when it comes to beating an enemy with skills from afar!

LOOK AT HIS POWAR AXE, tahts a face yuo dont want momma too bring home, baby!!!

NIGHT ELFS: okey, NEVER PLAY AS ELFS! ELFS ARE FOR FAGOTS AND TEH ONLY GOOD ELF IS TEH MEAT ELF! my dad used to bring home meat from work and I said "were did yuo gets this meat?" and he would say "I AM DRUNK, I GOT IT FROM TEH MEAT ELF!" and he said teh meat elf lived in a cave and would come out when I would act nifty from niacin so IN SUMMARY NIGHT ELFES ARE A BAD CHOICE FOR YUO UNLESS YUO ARE CONTENT WITH FAGOTRY ON A GRAND SCALE!!! I will not evan adress teh elfes in this guide becuase they dont deserve a shake of my fist in a summar's brew!

Helo I am an Night Elf, I bring gifts of fagortry to trees, I love trees, I fondle trees for Mr. Tree Face!!!

UNDEAD: undead are dead who are undead no longar! Dont palay as them eithar because they are wusses and die when a solar wind breezes by! all there buildings are dumb too liek "BONEHOUSE" and "BONE BUFFET" and "BONE PARADISE" adn stuped crap liek that. Nobody plays as teh undead for a reason: THEY STINK!!!

RAARRRR, I AM DEAD BECUASE I WAS A WUSS IN REAL LIFE, NOW I AM A UNDEAD WUSS IN DEAD LIFE< RAWWR

MUTANT LEAUGE FOOTBALL: I did not think this was a race too play but Jerry says it si so Im putting it in! I have nevar played as MUTANT LEAUGE FOOTBALL but Jerry says its teh best too play as and Im putting it in so he'll shuts up for a grand eternity!!! I doubt he will shuts up though since teh only way yuo can shut up Jerry is with a CHOCLATE ECLARE ATTACK TO HIS FAT FACE, AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa222111

BONES JACKSON!!!!!!

okey now sence I dont want to take a whole hours too writes this artical, I will only talk about strageties about Humans and Orcs becuase they are teh best and Night Elfes and Undead can suck a toad's road!!! OH WAIT hear are soem tips for Night Elfes and Undeads:

1) IF YUO CHOOSE "NIGHT ELF", RESTART YOUR COMPUTAR AND HOEP NOBODY SAW YUO PICK THEM
2) BUILD MORE MOONWELTS! WHAT SI A MOONWELT? WHO KNOWS, SOME ELF FAGOTRY!
3) UNDEAD EAT BONES

now on to stragety!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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