 This si probly not a pictare of Chris but I couldant find one and he didant send me one so lets pertend it si. |
JEFF K!!! - OKEY, who ares yuop and what do yuo do?/
Chris - I'm Chris Donahue and I'm the Manager of Developer Relations at Nvidia. I get to visit all the top game developers and tell them about all the cool stuff that Nvidia is doing.
JEFF K!!! - what abouts teh bottom gaem deveolopars, do yuo visit them>?
Chris - No, they are too hard to find, being on the bottom and all.
JEFF K!!! - no, theyre easey, just look for teh peaople wearing "SOUTH PEAKE INTARACTIVE" shirts
JEFF K!!! - THEYRE IN TEH BIG RED BUILDING
JEFF K!!! - NEAR WALL MART
JEFF K!!! - CANT MISS IT, CHRIS
Chris - Most of them don't need a cool 3D card like Geforce2 :)
JEFF K!!! - maeks teh deer fastar in "Deer HUntar 3", whi\ith a bettar cards, SUPAR DEER right?
Chris - Yes, we are currently working on a specific deer accelerator, they will be so fast you can't even see them!
JEFF K!!! - WOW, I GOTS INSIDE SCOOP! YUO HEEARD IT HERE FIRST
Chris - Yep, and you can quote me on that!
JEFF K!!! - no!!!
JEFF K!!! - So how do yuo make video cards? with yuor hands??
Chris - No, we use big machines that have lots of blinking lights and use a ton of gears and there's a big funnel where a guy shovels in sand.
JEFF K!!! - not coal??
Chris - no, that would be for diamonds...
JEFF K!!! - OH DIAMOND VIPER V550?
Chris - Yeah, but they don't make those anymore, so we use sand now.
JEFF K!!! - Shows how sucesfull yuor cards are then!!!
JEFF K!!! - HA HA !!!!
Chris - Just the chips, we don't make the cards.
JEFF K!!! - HA HA
JEFF K!!! - SHUT UP
JEFF K!!! - So how comes yuor smarty man cards dont use Glaide? With Glaide I can get 60000 FPS on INCOMING
Chris - Really? Wow, that's great. We don't use glide because it's a proprietary API... we only use industry standards like OpenGL and D3D.
JEFF K!!! - why dont use yuor own, maek yuor own API? OpenL33T?
Chris - Well, we actually do have our own API, and you were quite perceptive on what the name is... it's actually l33tGL...
JEFF K!!! - WOW, 700000 FPS on Incomeing?
JEFF K!!! - HOLY MOELY