NEW FOR CHIRSTMAS: "TALKING CLIFFY B DOLL" - HE SAYS UNREALE TOURNAMINT IS NOT FOR FAGOTS but dolls lie

JEFF K: helo

i think yuo haev a viruss, i cant read teh text

OH THERE YUO ARE, HAELO

CliffyB: Hey kiddo I hear you've been talking shit about me.

JEFF K: NO

lies

okey, intarview time: WHO ARE YUO AND WHAT DO YUO DO AT UNREALE???

CliffyB: No I'm Lead Designer at Epic Games. I also design levels and actually work ON the games.

JEFF K: SO YUO DESIGN NOW? WHEN DID THAT START>?>>> HAHAHA, MAYBE ITD HELP IF YUO DESINED UNREALE TOURNAMINT CAUSE NOBODY ESLSE DID!!

CliffyB: It started...well, about at your age...what, 12?

JEFF K: suht up, a am vary matuare for my age, i maek vary good maps, unlike yuor which are like "HEY WE NEED MORE NALI HEALING PLANTS, OPKEY<<< AND MONSTARS TOO" LOOK IT IS A BIG MEANE GUY THROWING ROCKS TAHT IS VARY GOOD okey? use teh snot gun, CLIFFY!@ haha, UNREALE

CliffyB: WTF? There are no Nali plants in UT...and no monsters!

JEFF K: shut up CLIFF! I REMEMBAR YUOR GAME VARY WELL. What jobs do yuo have before Unreale?

CliffyB: I did Jazz Jackrabbit 1 and 2...then Unreal, then Unreal Tournament. (which 0wns j00.)

JEFF K: STOP. unreale Tournamint uses a lot of lights liek red and gren,. Quaek 3 uses colared lights too, I think yuo copied them!!!! HOW DO TYUO RESPOND TO THIS ALLIGATIAN??

CliffyB: Hmmm, that's a tough one. Well, we like the "gay disco" look here. So you can really see it in our levels. I plead the 5th on any allegations of copying another company, though.

JEFF K: oh, then yuo will be vary uncomfortanble with the next questian, laywer man: THE ENemies in Unreal Tuornamint are humans and Quaek 3 uses humanss too, my exfriend (EX) friend JERRY says yuo copied them with humans!!!! DID YUO??

CliffyB: Hey, Quake3 doesn't use all humans! Quake3 has that walking nad thing.

JEFF K: yesm, that is vary scary, it looks like mean Mr Eyeball i had a dream with it it shots laster beams at me NOOOOOOOO EYEBALL GO AWAYE YUO FAGOT hahahahaaa jerk

oh yes, BUd bundy, do yuo get yuor pritty shirts at teh same store as Grandmastar B?

CliffyB: I will not reveal where I find my phat assed fashion.

JEFF K: "YES SIR, MISTAR T ENJOYED THIS ARTICAL OF CLOTHING, SIR PERHAPS YUO WILL ENJOY IT?" Yuo are not mistar T, there is only enough room for one mistar T and that is JASON HALL

he made blood 2 THAT IS A VARY QUALITY PRODUCT unlike UNREALE TOURNAMINTE

Teh enemies in Unreale were vary silly and looked like lizardds and fat bug men. are unreale 2 scary alians going to be bettar like cyclopes and ninjaZ???

CliffyB: The guys at Legend Entertainment are doing all they can to avoid building any goofy lizards and fat bug men. That stuff's so...1997. I know Zarniwoop is a huge fan of Ninjas and Cyclops (and even mummies) so hopes are high!

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