WOW! Anothar piece of hardhitting journalism?!? yes thats RIGHT! I haev scooped all teh othar crappey news siets and haev gottan an intarview with teh guys from "RERUN TOO CASTAL WOFENSTEIN"!!!! Drew Markham and Greg (something). I cant remembar his last name. but anyways thies is my best intarview yet and BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSNACK bettar posts teh news!!! and i will get hits!!! so here si teh thing.

INTARVIEW WITH TEH GUYS FROM "RETURN TOO CASTAL WOLENFENSTAIN!"
by JEFF K!!! L33T KING!

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Drew Marham and Greg (whatevar) in a publicity pictare for there Nazi gaem.

JEFF K.!!!!! - HEELO!

WHO ARE YUO AND WHATS DO YUO DO?

Drew - I am me, and this is him... we makes games.

JEFF K.!!!!! - oh no my Humor Detector 4000 detects a FUNNY ATTACK OF HUMOR PORPORTIANS! Not anothar funny man intarview liek last tiem!!

Liek humorous comedian man JAEK SIMPSON!!! MAN teh helms, hear coems laughtar/

Drew - How did you know we were using that software?

JEFF K.!!!!! - i can detect FAGOTRY from 50000 miles awaey, sir!

Drew - This is Drew and Greg, we make computer games for the PC.

JEFF K.!!!!! - waht gaems?

what comapeny?

Drew - Gray Matter Studios... We are currently working on Reruturn to Castle Wolfenstein. We made other stuff, back when we were Xatrix.

JEFF K.!!!!! - RADNACK RAMPEG!@

Drew - Yep. And Kingpin and Cyberia, a long time ago.

JEFF K.!!!!! - i didant palay Kingping becuase I saw it ovear at Jerrys house and all teh modals were liek UNDRAWATAR!!! wavey guys!

Drew - Heheh...Yep, they have some serious jello vertex issues.

JEFF K.!!!!! - liek POOP IN A WIND TUNNEL!!! hahaagha

Drew - They have been fixed for Wolf.

JEFF K.!!!!! - so now yuo do a Wolgendseting game!!! WOLGENSINETAIN!

woflenseatin gaem!

Sowelfenstainene

WoltenstainINE

WOLFENSTIEN!

game??

Drew - Eventually, yes.

JEFF K.!!!!! - how did yup gets teh idea too do WOlgefenstearn!?

Drew - Our pals at id software let us do it.

JEFF K.!!!!! - Did yuo ask nicely and John Cramack says, "PAINT MY DECK AND YUO CAN"?

Drew - We put a new roof on Adrian Carmack's house, actually.

JEFF K.!!!!! - hahahaa, pretty big roof!!! hahaa

haahaha

So they lets yuo maeks teh gaem. how are yuo makeing it bettar than teh origineal Woflenastein?

Drew - More colors.

JEFF K.!!!!! - THATS IT?

Drew - Uh, more nazis and stairs.

JEFF K.!!!!! - oooh, STAIRS = gameplay !!

Drew - Oh, and you can look up and down now, too.

JEFF K.!!!!! - thats good, do yuo still gets to eats teh turkey?

turkey dinnar?

Drew - All the food items in the new game are being kept ultra secret!


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