SUMMAR VIDEO GAME PC GAME ROUNDUP!!!
by JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
helo leadies and gents, as tyuo know summar is rolling around, teh time when teh trees drop there leaves and old mistar sun says "HELO SAND" to teh beaches! And since summar is close, that means gaem companies like id and othar ones are makeing new games too put out for you, the gameing public! but ther are maney, many games too play, so how will yuo know which ones too buy? Thats why I AM HERE! I WILL TELL YUO ABOUT ALL UPCOMEING GRATE GAMES AND YUO WILL READ TFONT face="Arial, Helvetica" size=-1>
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VANPIRE: TEH MASQUEARADE
this is about COunt Dracula. Count Dracula was KING VAMPIRE in Transylvainia, but not Transelvania 6-5000. That is Jerry's favorite movie and I thinks it is sucks. how gay "OH NO, FRANKENSTEINE MONSTAR BOO HOO DONT MOLEST ME FRANKENSTINE!". anyways, yuo play the role of a Vanpire huntar who wants too kill Count Dracula because he killed yuor parents and a young nun. then yuo are bitten by a vanpire and become one and have to chase Count Dracula in soem kind of time travaling car or rocketship. teh only way too kill vanmpires is with a silvar bullit or BFG. yuo get to wear capes and eye makeup and white face paint and Robert Smith tshirt becuase yuo are GOTH and all yuor goth freinds will play and teh soundtrack is BAUHUAUSE. PS: ROBERT SMITH IS A VERY PRITTY LADY!
yuo can play multiplayar with many of yuor Dungons and Dragon fagot buddys, but BRING YUOR OWN 500 SIDED DICE, FAGS! yuo can palay as a ghoul, human or inbred. yuo haev too use a soundcard that supports directX, so no more petium 5 for yuo! UPGRADE TO CELERON OR PERHAPS ABIT/ there is also 3D sound which means yuor mom si in back of yuo and yuo here a zombie on the game, she sounds liek a zombie! HA HA I WANT 3D SOUND ON MY GAMES, MAEYBE GAB NEWELL WILL USE IT IN POWERPLAY< HUH SMARTY? MAKE MY MODEAM A LAN PARTY GAB, BUT DONT TOUCH MY RAM and work hardar on Team DFortrass too, maeybe it can use teh Quake 5 engine in time.
READY FOR BATTAL WITH TEH
LOVECATS
my face is white becuase I am A sensitive artist!
BUFFET THE VANMPIRE SLAYAR
oooh more vanmpires, what a scarey Summar! if yuo dont KNOW, "Buffet teh Vanmpre Slayar" is based off the WB show named teh same thing. WB also has vary quality shows about poeple living in teh hood. but Buffet isant in teh hood, she si rich girl who shots vanmpires with sticks. yuo run around school like a jerk and stabs werewolfes, vanmpires, demons zombies, octopouses, frankenstines, werecats, robots, samurais, and teh Polish. this gaem is made mby "The collective", which si a group of poeple who make teh Star Track Deep 9 game, which means look out Klingons, here comes fun!!! PS: Buffet si hot, she has nice boobs more games should haev more boobs
perhaps Buffet wouldant be so bad if she didant
like hanging out with FAGOTS on her show! DITCH
Those zeroes and get yuorself a hero!!!!!!!!!!