JEFFK:
HALO
Wieder:
Howdy. That's how we say hi in Texas. I
see your skillz got you here. Took you long enough. :)
JEFFK:
I WAS DOWNLOADEING SHAREWAREZ from
teh intarnet, informateion suparhighway
Wieder:
You have to pay for those once you finish them if you want more
JEFFK:
oh not me, i use lunix. lunix
is open sores. open
sores MEANS = FREE
ARE
YUO READEY fro teh intarview mistar?
Wieder:
I'm ready as long as you don't show me your open sores.
JEFFK:
OH OKEY FUNNY JOKE MAN!
here goes teh intarview:
1)
Okey, who are yuo and what do yuo do?!?
Wieder:
I'm Charlie and I look for pictures of Natalie Portman and Britney Spears.
George makes me make maps from time to time though, so I guess I'm a map
maker too.
JEFFK:
I used too maek maps for Duke Nukam 3D, I made "bllodbath bloodhouse"
and "strippar massacar" and "DISCO HELL KILELR" are yuors as good as
those?
Wieder:
Better. You get all your inspiration from me so yours of course will never
match mine.
JEFFK:
I HAVENT evan seen yuor maps before! DONT PULL this on me, i can break
yuo like twigs beneath my shins, I am mighty!!! Can
yuo makes explodeing walls?!? I can!!!
Wieder:
In which game would you like me to make exploding walls in? I can show
you my maps with exploding walls someday, but I think it would make you
stop mapping forever and ever.
JEFFK:
QUESTION 3: si yuor new engine bettar than teh Build engine?!? Dose
it have auto-aim so I can shots teh pig cops in teh top buildings (I
DONT use teh mouse too play, I use all keyboared, that is l33t)
Wieder:
Who told you there were Pig Cops in our new game?
JEFFK:
I HAEV INDUSTRY CONTACTS. i met George Brussard at Arbys he tolds me
about it
Wieder:
We'll just have to see about these contacts, they are obviously lying
to you. Autoaim isn't something we are concerned with yet but you never
know.
JEFFK:
si it bettar than teh BUild engine?!?
Wieder:
It makes the Build engine look like Zork. You played Zork before?
JEFFK:
was that liek Wakcy wheels?
Wieder:
Exactly like Wacky Wheels. Just without the racing. Or the gophers.
JEFFK:
oh yes, i beat it then
Yuo
know, if yuo read teh contract yuo haev too sign for to use teh Unreal
Engine contract, it says in tiny pring "YUO MUST USE LOTS OF PRITTY
COLARED LIGHTS EVEARYWHERE OR ELSE YUO CANT USE OUR NEATO ENGINE". are
yuo useing a lots of colared lights liek red and green and blue?!?
Wieder:
We signed the "other" version of the contract. Our version of the engine
doesn't come with colored lights, so we get to use it cheaper.
JEFFK:
Whats about weapons? My favorite gun was teh shrink0r gun, are yuo going
to haev that? Yuo know, teh Micorwave gun was stupid in Duke #d, whoevar
made that should be shot.
Wieder:
The shrinker is back of course and is cooler than ever. The Microwave
gun was put in to see who would like it so we could call them stupid and
make fun of them. I'm suprised you didn't like it. ;)
JEFFK:
OH, my clever man insult detectore detects INSULTS FROM CHARLIE!!! OH
NO, WHAT DO I DO NOW, I AM CRUSHED BY INSULTS?!?!?
What
about Duke Burgar? Is there Dukebarger in Duke 4D? anbd holoduke too?
Wieder:
Duke owns like, the entire world in his version of the universe, so Duke
Burger will be seen somewhere. Would you eat at Duke Burger if it existed
in real life?
JEFFK:
there is a Duke burgar in California, i passed it onsce
Wieder:
I'm going to place a Holoduke on the other side of the room so you'll
go talk to it instead. That way I can avoid answering your Holoduke question.
JEFFK:
OH CRAZY MAN CHARLIE HAS SILLEY ANSWARS ---
I saws
screenshots of teh aliens in Duke 4D and they looked like gray sperm!!!
Are they all gray sperm or are some diffarant liek teh big aliens in
Duke #D? Are there cyclopes?
Wieder:
There are cyclopses in Everquest, so that means there will probably be
Cyclopses in DNF. I don't know what they look like in 4D though.
JEFFK:
can yuo camp??? i hope not!
Wieder:
We have a trigger that kills all campers in Duke.
JEFFK:
that si good, campars is suck
How
manys weapon's are theres? Will teh guns maek people kill each othar
in real life like Kernal Grossman says? I HOPE NOT, I DONT WANTS TOO
BE SHOTS THANK YUO MISTAR CHARLIE WEEDER FOR NOT LETTING ME DIE FROM
YUOR SMARTY MAN GAEM PLZ
Wieder:
Can't tell you how many guns there will be. If you manage to find a shrink
ray I encourage you to go shrink Mr. Grossman, but don't squish him.
JEFFK:
WHY??? i will keep it secrat and print it on my intarview in small text
relly
small
tiny
Wieder:
Because if I told you then I wouldn't be dodging your questions. And then
I would have to kill you.
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okey,
look, i have once againe gottan exclusive intartviews with big fameous
gameing industry people!!!! today I haev Charlie Weider, and he maeks
maps for Duke Nukam 4: Duke Nukam Forevar! i dont know if he si bettar
than Crispan Antcow tho. i guess well see whenevar Duke 4 comes out, HUH???