http://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT. en-usjeffreyofyospos+editor@gmail.comjeffreyofyospos+rsssupport@gmail.comFri, 09 Apr 2021 04:59:51 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-cats/1/Fashion SWAT returns at long last to expose the torment of man's second best friend.davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13637/Thu, 30 Oct 2014 04:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2012/1/Dr. Thorpenstein's Monster has been awakened. Zackula rises from his crypt. It's time for another Halloween SWAT!zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12161/Thu, 25 Oct 2012 04:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/steampunk-fair-swat/1/Dave and Zack offer some helpful critiques of costumes at the 2012 Steampunk World's Fair.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11889/Thu, 07 Jun 2012 05:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-1up-revue/1/Our friends at 1UP provide fodder for this special homage edition of video game Fashion SWAT.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11686/Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-movies/1/David and Zack are back after a year of slumber to celebrate Halloween with a look at memorable movie monsters. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11436/Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/kids-costume-swat/1/Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons claw their way out of their graves to assess the latest in child Halloween costumes.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10639/Thu, 28 Oct 2010 05:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-2009-halloween/1/Reunited and it feels so TERRIFYING! Dr. Thorpe and Zack return with the 2009 edition of their annual Halloween costume reviews.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9720/Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat-revenge/1/Dave and Zack are back to discuss a whole new batch of bad tattoos.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9270/Thu, 14 May 2009 03:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-swat-halloween/1/It must be the season of the witch! Fashion SWAT is back to gnaw on your funnybones with the worst costumes of the Halloween season.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8708/Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/wool-swat-german/1/Dr. Thorpe and Zack kick down the door of a creepy German office/house where they are manufacturing all manner of strange wool fetish garments. Leave your hamburgers at home.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8052/Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/hel-looks-swat/1/Zack and Dr. Thorpe are back with Fashion SWAT! Helsinki, Finland supplies the fashion misfires by way of Hel-Looks.com. Once you read this article, you'll never be able to look at a manga the same way again. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7710/Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/coverup-girls-swat/1/Dave and Zack take aim at the Internet superstars from Cover Up Girls; Suicide Girls with trisomy. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7172/Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-liddy-babes/1/Fashion SWAT blasts back into action with guest writer Steve Sumner. He and Zack are on the case to crack down on G. Gordon Liddy's Stacked & Packed calendars.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7055/Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4199/Thu, 26 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/return-science-fair/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4107/Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/science-fair-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3972/Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/street-style/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3724/Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-6/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3589/Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/espanol-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3523/Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/myspace-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3396/Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3294/Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-5/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3225/Thu, 22 Sep 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/game-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3190/Thu, 08 Sep 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3136/Thu, 18 Aug 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/international-male/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3087/Thu, 28 Jul 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/erotic-tv-fan/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3048/Wed, 13 Jul 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/bollywood-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2974/Thu, 23 Jun 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-4/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2973/Thu, 16 Jun 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/comic-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2916/Thu, 26 May 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-3/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2872/Thu, 12 May 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/ganguro-madness/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2807/Thu, 21 Apr 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-2/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2755/Thu, 24 Mar 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2690/Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/etros-beards/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2568/Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:00:00 GMT