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married and dealing with a financial crisis and the fallout from an election.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12186/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>LEVI JOHNTONS OFFICIAL DEBATE TIPS FOR JOBI (JOE BIDEN)</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/johnston-biden-ryan/1/</link><description>Upset by Barack Obama's brutal defeat in the first debate, Levi Johnston sets out to even things up by coaching Joe Biden.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12134/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW (DAUGHTER)</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-beretta-breeze/</link><description>Levi Johnston's daughter is born, he encounters an eyeball, plus Mitt Romney's 47% comments</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12090/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MY COVERAGE OF 2012 RNC CONVETION IS ******ED UP!!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/johnston-2012-rnc/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston has a strange and harrowing visit to the 2012 Republican Convention in Tampa.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12052/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 05:30:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I CAN'T EVEN COUNTENANTS THIS LUDICROUS SHIT ABOUT ABORTIONS</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-todd-aikin/1/</link><description>Levi weighs in on a woman's right to choose, teases his convention coverage, and explains his plans to undergo a sweat 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COME ON!!!!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/stars-earn-stripes/</link><description>Todd Palin is getting his own reality gameshow, Bristol's show debuts, and Levi can't stand it.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11916/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>JOB SHADOWING DONALD TRUMP LEADS TO GREAT WISDOM</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/kolob-fj-todd/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston ends up on the path to enlightenment while job shadowing Donald Trump.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11873/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>HOLD UP, "GAY MARRIAGE" MEANS DUDES MARRYING??</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/obama-gay-marriage/</link><description>Levi talks baby names and comes to terms with his feelings about gay marriage.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11829/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I'M GONNA BE A FRIGGIN DAD AGAIN</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-baby-sunny/</link><description>Great dad Levi Johnston celebrates the upcoming birth of his latest baby.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11759/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>SUPREME COURT DECIDES: WE'RE DOUCHEBAGS WHO TAKE FOREVER</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-covers-obamacare/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston is kicked off the GOP campaign trail and winds up covering the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11750/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>LAME CHANGE</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/game-change-palin/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston wakes up with a pretzel stuck to his face and hammers out a review of HBO's "Game Change."</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11715/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>BRISTOL IS QUITTING HOLLYWOOD</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/bristol-quitting-hollywood/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston refutes the bitter charges of Bristol Palin on her way out of Hollywood, plus updated coverage on the Republican presidential primary.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11586/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>2011" NOTHING LEFT BUT BULLSHIT (EFF THIS YEAR)</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-gop-year/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston reviews the year of GOP primary politics. Sort of.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11556/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>TRAPPED IN NEWT GRINCH'S FARTY HEARSE, SEND WEED</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-newt-rises/</link><description>Dismayed over Cain's withdrawal from the GOP race, Levi is haunted by Bachmann and finds little joy following Newt Gingrich. </description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11513/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I ACCUSE HARRASSER MITCH ROMNEY OF PUSHING MY EYELIDS CLOSED AND MAKING ME SNORE</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-cain-scandal/</link><description>Levi Johnston defends Herman Cain and levels a charge at one of Cain's opponents.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11458/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>RICH PERRY IS OUT TIME TO RAISE SOME CAIN</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-herman-cain/1/</link><description>Levi splits with the failing Rick Perry campaign and joins forces with Herman Cain.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11402/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>SPECIAL REPORT: MRS. PALIN HUMPS BLACK DUDES AT COKE PARTIES</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/rogue-glen-rice/1/</link><description>Levi offers some revelations about Sarah Palin, but is stymied by the release of a competing tell-all book about the Palins.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11345/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>REPORT IN THE FIELD OF POST DEBATE SHIT</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-presidential-debate/1/</link><description>Levi attends the Republican debate and lands interviews with several of the candidates.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11329/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>PIPER PALIN PLEASE LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/piper-mercede-feud/1/</link><description>Mercede Johnston's Playboy interview touches off a dangerous feud with Piper Palin.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11292/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ARE YALL READY TO SEE MY SISTER'S LANDING STRIP?</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/mercede-playboy-levi/1/</link><description>Levi's sister is posing nude, his book is coming soon and he might not be running for mayor.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11251/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, MRS. PALIN (YOU'RE ON MY JURY)</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/prison-jury-duty/1/</link><description>Sarah Palin interrupts her bus tour for jury duty and may just wind up a part of Levi's felony duck call theft case.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11170/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>WIENERS AND MRS. PALIN VACATION BUS TO PLACES SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/piper-wiener-revere/1/</link><description>Levi analyzes the Wiener scandal, Sarah Palin's history bona fides, and Piper Palin's dangerous side.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11140/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>!!EXLUSCIVE!!! TRUE DOPE FROM MY UPCOMING BEST-SELLER BOOK</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/headlights-levi-palin/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston reveals the cover and provides exclusive excerpts of his new book, "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs."</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11079/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ILL GIVE YOU A MESSED UP BABY FOR YOUR CAREER</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-impregnation-service/1/</link><description>Jealous of Bristol Palin's success on the speaking circuit, Levi offers his service as a baby maker.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11018/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>HEY I ALSO DO PRANK CALLS TO FAMOUS POLITICIANS</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/scott-walker-prank/1/</link><description>In the aftermath of the Governor Scott Walker prank call Levi Johnston reveals some of his own telephone pranks.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10912/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MY ADVICE TO MY SISTER FOR HER PORNO SHOOT: PAM SPRAY YOUR BOOTYHOLE</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/mercede-willow-playboy/1/</link><description>Levi discovers his sister will be appearing in Playboy and receives a nasty email from Willow Palin.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10868/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>WORKING HARD AT HARDLY WORKING</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-blood-libel/1/</link><description>Levi blithely confronts the events in Arizona and then wallows in self pity over his job hunt difficulties.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10819/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MY 2011 NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/new-years-revolutions/1/</link><description>Future Wasilla mayor Levi Johnston celebrates the new year and addresses his plans for an eventful 2011.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10789/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>HEY MITCH ROMNEY, YOU GOT ANY HOT DAUGHTERS?</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/mitt-romney-inception/</link><description>Levi Johnston decides to change course and seeks a new partner in...whatever it is he does.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10757/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO CAME DANCING BACK TO WASILLA</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/palin-book-bristol/1/</link><description>Levi rejoices in Bristol's failure on Dancing With the Stars, discusses Sarah Palin's new book, and makes a business investment involving wildlife.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10723/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: WILLOW PALINS OTHER FACEBOOK BLOWOUT</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/facebook-willow-palin/</link><description>Willow Palin's recent f-word remarks on Facebook are not the first time she's had an outburst on the popular social networking site. Levi reveals a previous incident.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10689/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>FUHHHHHH I SHOULDA RUN FOR CONGRESS</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-congress-wasilla/</link><description>The results of the midterms force Levi Johnston to reconsider channeling his political energies into a Wasilla mayoral run.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10655/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>DID SARAH PALIN GET BOOED? "BOOOOOOOOO!" YEP.</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/lawrence-odonnell-mayor/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston confronts the same questions Katie Couric used to nearly ruin Sarah Palin.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10572/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I AM A STAY AT HOME LATCHKEY DAD</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/dancing-paladino-odonnell/</link><description>Levi copes with Bristol's first Dancing With the Stars appearance and focuses his energy on child-rearing.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10558/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>BRISTOL THE STARS ARE DANCING AT YOU NOT WITH YOU</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/bristol-dancing-stars/</link><description>Levi Johnston comments on Bristol's TV career and some unfavorable polling from PPP.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10519/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MY NEW SHOW IDEA: LEVI JOHNSTON'S ZERO POPULATION GROWTH</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/zero-population-levi/1/</link><description>A dangerous hostage situation at Discovery Channel leads Levi Johnston to new opportunities.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10505/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MY SIX OR SEVEN POINT PLAN TO FIX WASILLA AND SCHOOL ECONOMY</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-wasilla-mayor/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston details his plans to become the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10457/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I MIGHT OF GOT SIX GIRLS PREGNANT LAST WEEK</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/bristol-levi-split/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston luridly details the tragic dissolution of his second engagement to Bristol Palin.</description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10442/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>WE'RE GETTING MARRIED BITCHES!!!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/levi-johnston/levi-bristol-engaged/1/</link><description>Levi Johnston announces his re-engagement to Bristol Palin, explains his motivation and how he's coping with his new celibacy. </description><author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10391/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>