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I
WILL PAY SOMEBODY $50,000 TO MAKE THIS PICTURE GET
THE HELL OFF MY MONITOR |
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Pete
and Steve McNamara. On weekdays they run the stupid
"Fantasy Zone Comic Shop", and on weekends
they rent their service out as the world's largest
maritial aids. |
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Thanks
to the miraculous wonders of time traveling, our
town is able to import idiots from the past. Quick,
pose with the gay man, only 50 cents per picture!
Morons. |
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A
herd of wild drummers. I will shoot them and put
their heads on plaques. No, I will not stuff and
mount the bodies. |
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THEY
USED THEIR NINJA POWERS TO SNEAK INTO "POKEMON
2000" WITHOUT PAYING. WAY TO GO, STRIKE FORCE
TEAM DUMBASS! |
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Prom
Night comes to cheap white trash. Mom is especially
proud because she made Amanda's prom dress out
of the curtain. When Amanda's mom smiles, she
looks like an ugly pumpkin.
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