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The
King of Accounts parties it on down in the accounting
department. Go rock the fucking water cooler you
worthless shitshuffler, before I ram your fat
head through the paper shredder and fax copies
of the remains to your braindead relatives.
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Just
to prove that pasty office-bound jerks in Elvis
suits don't have the monopoly on horrid repulsiveness,
another White Trash Warrior prepares to demonstrate
his ability to tip over grandmother's trailer
one-armed. I smashed him in the mouth with a masonry
hammer and pushed him into the lake.
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Yeah
congratulations buttscar, you put a fucking basket
on your head. Now wait a few seconds and I'll
carve a couple hundred thousand baskets out of
your fleshy carcass.
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I
have no fucking clue what the hell this is or
what it was doing lurking outside the restroom
at the gas station. I think probably the manager
hired it to scare off the fucking kids who break
into the restroom to shoot marijuana and shit.
One time back when I was working at the gas station
I borrowed some Jack Daniels from the shelf because
my war wound was playing hell with my ankle again
and I heard some stupid-ass jungle voodoo music
coming from the restroom, so I picked up the fire
extinguisher and broke open the door and there
were about half a dozen shitfaced loser kids in
there. So I yelled "OKAY YOU LITTLE SHITS, YOU'VE
GOT A DEATHWISH AND I'M FUCKING DEATH SANTA"
and beat the shit out of them with the fire extinguisher.
One of them must have stabbed me with some crazy-ass
hallucinogenic needle or something because I woke
up the next morning in a wheelbarrow at the rail
yard the other side of town, and the rail yard
has been closed since 1974 or some shit so why
the hell would I go there myself? And no I wasn't
drunk so don't even fucking say it.
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Either
this troll got hit in the face by a speeding freight
truck as a kid or else scientists have finally
found a way to cross a human with a horse's ass.
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Fourth annual meeting of The Bulbous Warrior
club. Fourth annual meeting of my club with
their pusfilled meatheads.
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