HAPPY
HUSBAND: "Oh come on honey, let's take
a nice family picture in the fake woods."
BURNT
SIENNA WIFE: "OHHHHH GOD MY FACE MY FACE
OHH GOD"
HAPPY
HUSBAND: "Shhh, don't let the elfboy
see us fighting."
Oh
well this certainly is nice.
One
time about a year ago Lake Meatshore flooded and
washed a bunch of shit into all the homes in Appleton
City. I spent weeks cleaning shit like this out
of my garage. I never knew trash from the lake
could be so goddamn fruity.
Fake
female A-man-da Shaftenrod gets nailed to the
wall. Literally.
Officer Androgynous and Alien Al rent a room at
the Ramada Inn so they can practice their newest
Broadway Play, "Getting Thrown Out of a Ramada
Inn Because Cliff Yablonski Called Up and Said
They Had a Bomb."