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"WE
LIVE UNDER HERE!"
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No,
your computer machine doesn't have fruitball double
vision. The retards in Appleton City are now cloning
themselves. It's easy for them because nobody
notices when their DNA gets more fucked up than
a goth's blowup doll.
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The
White Trash Avengers - protecting West Appleton's
propane tanks since 1970. Which was, coincidentally,
the last year any of these gutbagged hairwads
bought a new outfit.
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Jumpin'
Jackass Flash demonstrates the power of his tinfoil
pants. This hilarious joke I just made was a parody
of that shitty ass movie with that bloated mop
rat Whoopie Goldberg. You weasels probably never
saw that movie because my humor is too sophisticated
for you and I don't expect you to understand it,
so go back to reading your Harry Pothole books
and jacking off to the 6:00 weather report, you
spineless dirt wranglers.
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I hate kids. I visited the North Appleton Junior
High School and decided to show these two meat
muffins a little lesson in science, namely the
science of what happens when Cliff crams one of
their dicks into a locker and slams it shut over
and over again until somebody calls the cops so
I go and hide in a broom closet and pass out because
they got some cleaning shit in there with its
cap off and the fumes knocked me out loopy and
I woke up the next morning and my hair was a fucking
different color.
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