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A
sneak peak from "Indiana Jones and the Buffet
Crusade." I've seen enough, thanks.
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OH
MY GOD! IT'S A FLOATING TORSO! A FLOATING TORSO!
THIS IS THE SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER - oh wait,
she's just wearing camloflauge pants! Might I
recommend a camoflauge face mask as well?
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DUMBASS
MALE CRETIN: "Sorry honey, I just get
excited when I see Bob Saget."
DUMBASS
FEMALE(?) CRETIN: "Shut up and get me
some moist towelettes."
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As
you can tell, I've kicked this idiot back into
the 1970's. I hate the 1970's. A bunch of hopped
up morons running around like braindead squirrels
while me and my buddies fight to protect their
worthless lives. If the munitions idiots would've
let me keep a few of the automatic weapons I tried
to bring back, the only picture you'd see of this
guy would include a toetag hanging off him.
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"Hmmm,
I wonder! Male? Female? Male? Female? What am
I today? Oh yes, I remember now!
A
MOTHERFUCKING YETI BASTARD!"
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"Hello,
welcome to the Lie-brary. I am Lie-brarian Goth
McAngst. May I interest you in our newest book,
'S is for STEAL YOUR SOUL, HUMAN, FOR I AM
THE DARK OVERLORD OF THE FIFTH REALM OF ETERNAL
TORMENT'."
PS:
Nice lipstick, magic fairy princess.
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