IMPORATANT EXLUSEIVE INTARVIEW
CHRIS DONAHUE OF NVIDIA!!!!
helo readars! Once again, I haev scooped all othar sites with my qualeity journalisms and skiled prose!!! EAT MY DUST INSCITE MAGAZINE!!!! I haev intarviewed Chris Donohue of nVidia. They made the TNT card and teh TNT 2 card and teh LeForce and teh LeForce 2 card and soem othar crap (i cant remembar what). Teh LeForce card si fastar than a Vodoo5, and if yuo buiy a VOodoo 5 card then Brian Buarke comes ovar to yuor house and tries too sleep on yuor couch!!!!! BAD NEWS!!! so here si my intarview, and if yuo are anothar big smarty man gameing person, emale me and maeybe I intarview yuo and maybe I dont becuase Im busey lately and DONT HAEV TIEM!!!
Chris - Nope, faster than that - it will may do a Giga-mega-wad FPS, it'l be the first one to do that.
JEFF K!!! - Gigamegawad faught Gamera.
Chris - Yea, but Gamrara won, didn't he?
JEFF K!!! - Gamera won!!!!
JEFF K!!! - ALWAYS, he protects teh childran
Chris - That's because can fly and barf fire
JEFF K!!! - NO, protects teh children, dont badmouth gamara, yuo might be jealos
Chris - he's just a big turtle, no big deal...
JEFF K!!! - YUOR GETTING ME VARY ANGRY SIR
JEFF K!!! - DONT PUSH MY BUTTONS
Chris - Ever had turtle soup?
JEFF K!!! - STOP
JEFF K!!! - NEXT QUESTION
Chris - I heard you didn't have buttons, you had to use velcro... at least that was what Derek Perez told me...
JEFF K!!! - chris, yuo haev a very unoprofesional attitude sir and I think yuor company made a big mistake with yuo!!!
JEFF K!!! - DEREK PEREZ KNOWS NOTHIENG
JEFF K!!! - 3DFX HAS much blurring and blurrs all ovar teh place, how come yuo dont maek blurring? and antialiening?
Chris - We like to have the best possible visual quality, and using blurring is probably not the best way to get it. We prefer to run games at high frame rates at high resolutions.
Chris - We do have anti-aliasing, but the anti-aliening thing sounds like it might involve wearing a tin-foil hat...
JEFF K!!! - dont yuo normaley wear a tin foil hat though, too keep Brian Buarke from stealing yuor ideas???
Chris - no, we actually have a tin-foil roof on the building, saves getting that nasty "tin-foil hair".
JEFF K!!! - CHIRS GOTTA LOOKS GOOD FOR TEH LADIES HUH/
JEFF K!!! - so now yuo have fast LeForce 2 card, what card si next??? Maek a fastar card, new things like biggar fan, what comeS NEXT???
Chris - We haven't announced any new products just yet, but there are some really cool things onthe immediate horizon. And we are planning on releasing a REALLY big fan that will cool the entire house when it's running... just our way of helping the graphics chip insdustry stay even cooler!
JEFF K!!! - NO, i think its moer like "NVIDIA SECRAT PARTNARS WITH FAN COMPANEY!!!" I go post that on Planatcrap!!!
JEFF K!!! - I SCOOPED ANDY
JEFF K!!! - CONSPIRACEY ! I FOUND CONSPIRACEY#
Chris - Damn, you found out part of the overall plan for world domination through cooling products...