IMPORATANT EXLUSEIVE INTARVIEW
CHRIS DONAHUE OF NVIDIA!!!!
helo readars! Once again, I haev scooped all othar sites with my qualeity journalisms and skiled prose!!! EAT MY DUST INSCITE MAGAZINE!!!! I haev intarviewed Chris Donohue of nVidia. They made the TNT card and teh TNT 2 card and teh LeForce and teh LeForce 2 card and soem othar crap (i cant remembar what). Teh LeForce card si fastar than a Vodoo5, and if yuo buiy a VOodoo 5 card then Brian Buarke comes ovar to yuor house and tries too sleep on yuor couch!!!!! BAD NEWS!!! so here si my intarview, and if yuo are anothar big smarty man gameing person, emale me and maeybe I intarview yuo and maybe I dont becuase Im busey lately and DONT HAEV TIEM!!!
JEFF K!!! - I wants yuo too maek a features on yuor next LeForce 2 card that maeks gaems less sucks.
Chris - You mean you want us to put in a anti-sucking filter?
JEFF K!!! - Liek yuo haev a LeForce 2 card and yuo palay Unreale Tournamint and it turns it into Quaek 3 Areana.
Chris - Actually, we are thinking about putting in a filter that turns almost everything to a really cool greenish color...
JEFF K!!! - NOOO
JEFF K!!! - NO
JEFF K!!! - NOT FUNNEY
Chris - What, you don't like green lighting? I thought that was all the rage with the kids...
JEFF K!!! - ONLEY IN TEH FEELGOOD SENSATIAN OF "DAIEKETANA"
JEFF K!!! - so what do yuo do all day?
JEFF K!!! - hang out?
Chris - I sit in my office and make really important phone calls and send really important emails. Then I play some games and take my pills and go home.
JEFF K!!! - OH REALLEY? yuor mom dosent mind being called so maney times a day?!?
Chris - Actually, I call your mom.
JEFF K!!! - NO YUO DONT SHES AT WORK
Chris - I know, that's where I call her. It's a 1-900 number I think...
JEFF K!!! - ARRGH, WHY DO I ALWAYES GET MISTAR SMARTY JOEK MAKAR MEN IN MY INTARVIEWS?!? THIS INTARVIEW IS ALMOST AS BAD AS MY RUNNING WITH SCOTT (WHATEAVAR) theeh Windy Dale clown!!! yuo must be in cahoots
Chris - Yes, Scott and I planned this whole thing... have you taken your ritalin this evening?
JEFF K!!! - leave me alone, I ASK TEH QUESTIANS HERE SIR!!!
JEFF K!!! - SO do yuo evar punch Brian Buarke in teh face? HE says mean things about yuor cards sometimes, ID punch him!!!
Chris - No, Brian is a nice guy, just has his own opinions. You know, when you grow up, punching people in the face is only something to do in traffic.
JEFF K!!! - yuo must say that because Brian can beats yuo up.
Chris - No, I doubt that, I'm a 4th degree black belt oin karate...
JEFF K!!! - OOOOOOOOOH
JEFF K!!! - KARATE LEGEND IN 32 BIT COLOR, haev Kung Fu attack but no anti-aleising!!!
JEFF K!!! - can yuo beat up Billy Wilson?
Chris - Can't everyone? I heard you gave him one hell of a wedgie...