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JEFF K!!! - HA HA
JEFF K!!! - NO, FRANS DID
JEFF K!!! - FRANS BEAT UP BILLY< FUNNIEST THING EVAR
JEFF K!!! - so where are yuor supar scecrat beta drivars?
JEFF K!!! - Yuo must work in comaney where yuo let evearybody in and out of office all day because evary day peoeple fined new secrat beta drivears for nvidia!!!
Chris - They are on the super secret Russian website. And yes, we have been thinking about putting in some locks, but since we make graphics chips, we don't know what to do...
JEFF K!!! - mayeb yuo shouldant store teh new drivars on http://members.tripod.com/NVIDIA_ROOLZ
Chris - You think? OK, I'll call someone and have them removed... we actually keep them on a floppy disk that's held to the side of a refridgerator with a magnet...
JEFF K!!! - Jerry has a pentium 166 with 32 megs of RAM and he baught yuor stupied LeForce 2 and it wont palay Quake 3 ARena!!!! WHY?
Chris - Becuase he has a bad attitude.
JEFF K!!! - NO, jerry si kewl.
Chris - Well, maybe we can fix it for him. Have him send a check for 1200.00 to me and I'll make it all better.
JEFF K!!! - WFT??? WE DONT HAEV THAT KINDS OF MONEYS! Jerry spends all his moneys on Otis Nixon baseball cards!!!!!
Chris - OK, then have him send me some of them... I'm sure I can trade them for a faster CPU...
JEFF K!!! - hmmmmmm, I DONT THINK SO SMARTY MAN MISTAR COMEDY
Chris - Maybe Jerry needs to reinstall the game and the patest patches... you know, the ones that change a P166 into a PIII 500!
JEFF K!!! - what gaems do yuo palay? when yuor not busy calling yuor mom.
Chris - When I'm not on the phone with your mom I play Rouge Spear and just about anything else that rolls across my desk.
JEFF K!!! - OH?? CHOO CHOO, HERE COMES TEH WAREZ TRAINE BY MISTAR CHRIS"S DESK//
JEFF K!!! - warez = ilegal!!!
Chris - What? Warez is illegal>? Who'd a thought that? I'm actually quite the hax0r, and can boot you off ICQ anytime... that's really how I spend my time...
JEFF K!!! - Do yuo haev any plans to maek cards that work undarwater?
JEFF K!!! - for scuba divers or submareinars?
Chris - Actually yes, we have plans to make aqua 3D accelerators as well as boards that work while submersed in Jello and other gelatinous substances...
JEFF K!!! - hmmmmm, neato!