IMPORATANT EXLUSEIVE INTARVIEW

CHRIS DONAHUE OF NVIDIA!!!!

BY JEFF K.!!!!!

helo readars! Once again, I haev scooped all othar sites with my qualeity journalisms and skiled prose!!! EAT MY DUST INSCITE MAGAZINE!!!! I haev intarviewed Chris Donohue of nVidia. They made the TNT card and teh TNT 2 card and teh LeForce and teh LeForce 2 card and soem othar crap (i cant remembar what). Teh LeForce card si fastar than a Vodoo5, and if yuo buiy a VOodoo 5 card then Brian Buarke comes ovar to yuor house and tries too sleep on yuor couch!!!!! BAD NEWS!!! so here si my intarview, and if yuo are anothar big smarty man gameing person, emale me and maeybe I intarview yuo and maybe I dont becuase Im busey lately and DONT HAEV TIEM!!!

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JEFF K!!! - Okay, what about how come peaople buy Macs???

Chris - Can't tell you, it's a philisophical discussion at that point. Why do people buy Geo's?

JEFF K!!! - NEO GEOS/?

Chris - no, the car Geo...

JEFF K!!! - oh, because if they didant then theyd just go throw theyre moneys into teh bushes becauase theyre CRAZEY PEOEPLE.

Chris - That sums it up quite eloquently.

JEFF K!!! - YES SIR

JEFF K!!! - OKEY, last questian, and I haev too ask this becauase I haev a major qualiety gameing siet now and all high qualiety gaeming sites haev to ask this (I THINK ITS A LAW OR SOMETHING):

JEFF K!!! - Say soemthing about Serios Sam or Black and White or Halo!!

Chris - OK, I think Black & White is going to be a kick-ass game and so is Halo. I haven't seen Serious Sam yet, but I hear it looks great and rocks on the GeForce 2 board!

JEFF K!!! - EVBARYBODY TALKEING ABOUT SERIOS SAM!!! SMASH MEGAHIT ORF TEH CENTURY, ITS FROM CROATINA SERIOS SAM SERIOS SAM SERIOS SAM

JEFF K!!! - now I maek hit gameing siet intarview, i mentianed "hot topics".

JEFF K!!! - SERIOS SAM SERIOS SAM SERIOS SAM!!!!

JEFF K!!! - OKEY, IM DONE WITH YUO, GOODBYE

OKEY< YUO READ MY KEWL INTARVIEW AND MAED ME MONEY FROM PAEG HITS, NOW VISIT MY HOMEPAGE AND REFRESH EVARY PAEG 34000000 TIMES SO I MAEK MORE MONEYS AND CAN BUY SOME DRAPES!!!