WHY YUO SHOULD NEVAR INSTALL DIRECT X 8.0 OR AND MICROSOFT IS SUCKS!!! ANYWAYS!!!
By Jeff K. Mastar of Computar Machenes and superhero of JUSTICE POWAR! 11-14-2000

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PART II: WHAT DOSE DIRECT X 8.00 HAEV THAT TEH OTHARS DIDANT NOT INCLUDE?

many things, stuped!!! but they dont work

AUDIO: they improved DirectSound and DirectMusic and DirectOuch too maeks teh sounds more realistic liek a hollywood recording studio in New York. Directsound maeks sound efects and DirectMUSIC si teh music and DirectOuch si when yuor charactar falls into lava and says "Ouch ouch ouch AAAGH (dying)" and Microsoft needed to maek that sounds more relistic becuase tahts all Jerry evar dose is fall into teh lava becuase he has teh skills and cordinatian of a SOAP !!!

GRAPHICS: they tried too maeks teh background and graphcis look nicer but if yuo ask me they failed because I ran COrridor 7: Alian Invasian aftar instlaling Direct 8 X and it STILL LOOKED EXACTLY ALIEK!!! teh same!!! hear si a Excelent review of Corridor 7 too:

If this is the sort of gameplay you love, Corridor 7 is worth a look. If it's not, though, this won't be the game to convert you.

what a vary profesional review of a qualiety product, although I couldant find out why teh game review was so dumb and short and stuped but then it saids "Review courtesy of our friends at PC GAMER" on teh top right of teh page and that explains it all becuase teh peopal at PC GAMMER are probaly too bussey sending love lettars and drawing pictares of Cliffry B. too write good game reviews. they should hire Jerry too works for them so Jerry can get money too buy a new Nintendo controller. Because Ikari Warriars sucks with 1 persaon.

ONLINE GAMMING: direct x 8 was suposed to maek a lot of online gamming multiplayar improvements but Bill Gats lied (OF COURSE!!!!). Liek I said, I openede up and ran Corridore 7 and it didant haev any multiplayar that was any bettar so I dont think Micronsoft knows what the heck theyre doing! Maybe they should work with Valve Entartinment for POWARPALAY because God knows what Gabe Newell spends all day doing, probaly downloading porn or haning around Wendys bathrooms or whatevar. Thats okey though becuase Team Fortriss 2 isant suposed to be released until teh year 3000 and team gaems are for fagots anyways becuase who teh hell wants too be a medical doctar?!?! not me, I wants to play explosives gunnery captain man and shots teh enemys with POWAR!!! and caltrops are for fagots too (before I forget too mentian it!).

Hear si a webpaeg I found about Direct X 8. I dont undarstand what any of it means, I think its writtan in code. It si on Geocities whitch is a vary good siet if yuo are Intarested in promoteing yuor pro wrastling webpage or SHOUT OUT TOO MY HOMEBOYZ pages!

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