WOW! Anothar piece of hardhitting journalism?!? yes thats RIGHT! I haev scooped all teh othar crappey news siets and haev gottan an intarview with teh guys from "RERUN TOO CASTAL WOFENSTEIN"!!!! Drew Markham and Greg (something). I cant remembar his last name. but anyways thies is my best intarview yet and BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSNACK bettar posts teh news!!! and i will get hits!!! so here si teh thing.

INTARVIEW WITH TEH GUYS FROM "RETURN TOO CASTAL WOLENFENSTAIN!"
by JEFF K!!! L33T KING!

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haha, stuped geek cant fit into teh plane!

JEFF K.!!!!! - Why cant yuo just maek a deal with her too stops being evil? liek give her a dollar to stop being a Nazzi lightening fat woman.

Drew - Hmmm... I don't think you can spend dollars over in Nazi Germany.

JEFF K.!!!!! - oh yeah, its probly illegial.

Is she liek a boss who runs around liek crazy person for 5 minutes and yuo shots her 6000 times and she starts flashing red and moveing fastar? and fastar?

Drew - No, we don't have any of those kind of bosses in RTCW. She's getting special powers from a lightning storm and shoots them back at you.

JEFF K.!!!!! - Kind of dumb powars if yuo asks me!!!

why cant she just get them from powar socket in wall?

Drew - Because the power is out because of the storm.

JEFF K.!!!!! - OH OKEY! I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHAR!!!!

so how maney tiems do yuo haev too shoots her until she dies?

Drew - If you do it right, only a couple... you have to use your brain to kill her as much as useing chairs.

JEFF K.!!!!! - yuo throws yuor brain at her?!?!?

put it on teh chair first and then assault with BRAINCHAIR ATTACK??

Drew - Well now you have another scoop! The dreaded BRAINCHAIR attack!

JEFF K.!!!!! - WOW I am a true jornualist!!! Teh techaer in my joruanlism class saids I would nevar be a good writer and I would end up in prisson liek my mom but WHOS LAUGHING NOW!?!?! HUH MR. STEVONITZ?!?!?!? hahahaha

(me Im laughing now!!!)

Drew - Good thing!

JEFF K.!!!!! - OEKkeys! well i thinks yuo haev give me enough informatian too haevs my intarview posted on BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSHARK but not eval avatar becuase thats guys stuped if yuo ask me.

Drew - No comment, but yes, I agree with you.

JEFF K.!!!!! - Eval Avatear = KING DUMBO

GOOD! Now yuo can go back to washing Ardrian Cramack's car or his butt or whatevar

Drew - Okay...

JEFF K.!!!!! - thank yuos very much for teh intarview, Charlie Weiderhold, and good luck with Duke Nukam Forevar!

Drew - Thanks, and I'll be sure to send you a copy when we release it!

JEFF K.!!!!! - NO BEFORE! SO I CAN GETS EXSLUCIVE REVIEWS!!! scoop IGN or whataver.

Drew - Okay, one copy of Duke Nukem Forever on the way...

JEFF K.!!!!! - and sign it "JOHN CARMACK" too! Not yuor naem because I wants it too increse in value pleas!

Drew - Will do

JEFF K.!!!!! - THANKS !!!!!!

BYE BYE GOOD LUCKS!1 GRABUALSA!!

THAT SI TEH END OF MY EXCELENT INTARVIEW BUT YUO CAN ALWAYS VISITS MY HOEMPAGE FOR MORE JURANLISTIC QUALIETY UNLIKE THOSE GUYS AT IGN AND DAILEY RADEAR WHO PROBALY KISS BABIES!!!!


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