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By JEFF K!!! at so is TEH ARTWORK!!!
4) I launched a dog attack on teh unwitting enemeys and it was a bloodshed!!! my dogs maed quick work of those fiends and evarything was looking good until there stuped buildings shots my dogs! THAT'S CHEATING!!! BUILDINGS DONT SHOOT!!! BUILDINGS HOLD GROCERIES AND BOOKS BUT NOT SHOOTING GUNS so as yuo can tell there si a MAJOR flaw in this title already./
5) so I went back too my base and tried to build "PILLBOXES" into my name becuase I wanted my base too says "JEFF K!!!!" in huge lettars in case a plane flys ovarhead and I would be FAMOUS/ but NO, Red Alart 2 rears an ugly face and stops my plans!!! I could only maek teh "J" before it made me stop. what a rip off!!!! EVAR HERE OF Q/A WESTWOOD!?!??!?!
6) then I remembared "STRAGETY" so I though that I dont want anybodey stealing my moneys so I built walls all around my money plant so nobodey could steal it! IT WAS GENIOUS PLAN THANK YUO feel free to use it in yuor next gaem it si called teh "JEFF K STRAGETY"
7) Soemhow I was able too start building teh "E" in "JEFF K!!!!" pillboxes and I dont know why I guess I hax0RED it or soemthing!!! BUT then it was a terriabal trick becuase teh computar machene says "NUCLEAR MISSALE LAUNCH COMEING" and I was liek "HOLEY MOLEY!@!!!" and then my stuff all blew up!! WFT?!?!? I did not tells it too blows up! Anothar unfrontate bug! they shouldave let me beta test it instead of just giveing it to morons or the moon or whatevar.