NEW INTARVIEW! - SCOTT WARNAR OF BLACK AISLE (THEY MADES FALOUT AND BALDARS GATE AND ARE MAKEING ICEWINDY DALE) i am makeing lots of gaeming man friends becuase my siet is populare!!!!!!! now I haev intarviewed Scott Warnar of Black Isle, he si makeing role palaying gaems and something called "Windy DALE", wjhich is dungons and Dragins (I haevnt heard of that gaem either, I think it si liek Final Fantatsy). so I gots scott to do an intarview and we talked about Cyclopses and role playing and good things. HE was a nice guy, much bettar than Charlie Weedhopper and the undesirabal Cliffy B (I WONT put up links to thier intarviews beucase I dont liek them), but then Scott turned out too be a jerk to at teh end, so I guess all computar men are jerks maeybe. BUT NOT ME, i am a gaem reportar and I have savoire faire! -BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFF K: heres what yuo needs to do: maek a secrat cave, the Lair of Jeff K., and it has a cyclops in it hideing JEFF K: and he stomps around JEFF K: AND teh cave is really hard too get to Scott: What does he say to you? JEFF K: yuo haev to know teh secrat JEFF K: "RAWWWWWR! GRRETINGS TRAVELAR, I AM JEFF K., MYSTERIOUS CYCLOPES! WELCOME TO MY LAIRE OF DUNGEON!" JEFF K: and theres a quest too Scott: Do you kill him then? JEFF K: yuo haev to find his magic hat JEFF K: yuo still loose Scott: what does his magic hat do? JEFF K: and yuo cant were his magic hat becuase its so big!!! But if yuo find it and give it too Jeff K. cyclopes, he puts it on and then he falls alseerp JEFF K: it was nighttime cap JEFF K: and he give yuo 500 gold Scott: that sounds good to me. JEFF K: NOW I WILL PURCHASE YUOR GAMES Scott: JE SAWYER will be most pleased. Scott: Tell Jerry to buy all of them. JEFF K: NO JEFF K: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ!!! Scott: i like rap. JEFF K: lier JEFF K: liaer JEFF K: liar JEFF K: liyer JEFF K: liar Scott: i do! JEFF K: LIKE WHAT??? BMX? Scott: Not all RPG designers like Pink Floyd. Scott: No I like Ghetto Rainbow JEFF K: oh yes, that si a vary good song JEFF K: i listened too that JEFF K: what about Killah Bs? Scott: who? KILLAH B SI A HIP HOP RAPSTAR JEFF K: yuo HAEVNT HEARD OF TEH KILLAH BS??? Scott: No? JEFF K: let me get teh link JEFF K: http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/killahbee1999/ JEFF K: he si a rappar Scott: does he work at del taco? JEFF K: no, he si to young to work JEFF K: he has a pictare of him huggin an elf Scott: "Yo killa beeez setme up with some Del Scorcho!" Scott: hAHAHHH Scott: his partna Rocky! JEFF K: hardcore rappars hug dwarfes Scott: don't step to that KILLAH B HUGS DWARFES - ITS HARrDCORE!@ JEFF K: are theyre rappar dwarfes in yuor game? Scott: hey he kinda looks like you JEFF K: SHUT UP JEFF K: HE DOSE NOT Scott: hhaahaah Scott: yeah we have MC Dwarfs in the game Scott: they rock the mic like a vandal Scott: hahaha you look like killa bees JEFF K: SHUT UP JEFF K: THATS NOT FUNNEY Scott: do you hug dwarfs? JEFF K: NO JEFF K: yuo are pushing my buttons JEFF K: im a o\ JEFF K: im a powder keg about too exploade JEFF K: NO JEFF K: I AM NOT LIEK KILAH BES JEFF K: YUOR TREADING TEH THIN LINE AND ABOUT TO GETS PUNCHED Scott: you printed out his lyrics and put them in your peechee huh? JEFF K: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! Scott: playas got to keep fat knots JEFF K: WHAT????? Scott: HAHAHHA Scott: did you write these raps? JEFF K: okey, i am going now, thank yuo for teh intarview, but YUO ARE GETING ME ANGRY WITH YUOR STUPIDNESS NOW Scott: You're killa beeez in disguise! JEFF K: STOP IT SHUT UP JEFF K: I HATE YUO AND I HATE BLACK AISLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFF K: THIS INTARVIEW IS OVAR Scott: HAHAHA JEFF K: PS: DONT PUT ME ON YUOR MALELING LIST *** Disconnected Session Close: Tue Apr 25 20:26:53 2000 NOW GO TOO MY HOEMPAEG AND READS MORE INTARVIEWS AN GAEMING NEWS