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SUMMAR VIDEO GAME PC GAME ROUNDUP!!!
BLARE WHICH PROJECT
ooh, good idea for game, sirs! teh movie "Blare Which Project" kept me on the EDGE OF MY SEAT becuase readeing maps is SCAREY and OH NO WHO LOST TEH MAP??? WAS IT FAT GIRL? no, it was dopey man with hat! NO, it was fat girl! NOBODY IS ABOVE TEH LAW IN BLARE WHICHLAND!/// anyway, this gaem is being maed by three diferant companies becuase three games = THREE TIMES TEH horor! here they are:
chaptar one: explore a haunted house and some woods. SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER IF YUO ASKs ME!
Blare which is teh woods, wathch out shes up too
No good any mayebe makes yuo stand in cornar
OH THATS SOEM SCAREY STUFF
capter two: yuo are a Civil war soldare and yuo must shoot teh Blare Which before she steals yuor family and haunts a house and scares away the residents! shes probly teh bankar anyway and SHE WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASENT FOR THOSE PESKY KIDS! HA HA how gay
Yar, kernal Sanders, we shots Little Bighorn and
Davey Crockett at teh Alamo but our cannons wont
shots teh Blare Which so RUN!!!
chaptar three: shoot spells at Blare Which WIzard and hang around castles.who cares???? whats so greate about teh Blare WHich anyway, she just makes stupid kids stand in cornar WOW THATS SOME MAGIC LADEY bettar stay out of teh woods stupid fagots and if yuo get a stick man HOLEY MOLEY YUOR DEAD MEAT SUCKER!
HOLEY MOLEY lord king aurthar demands "ALL
WHICHES PLES DO LEAVE MY CASTAL"
But whichypoo says "I put curse on yuo too lose
maps and act like idiots! THE ROUND TABLE
WILL FALL TO PEICES UNDER MY CURSE"
here si anothar idea I caem up with maeybe I can design chaptar four of blare which mine will be scarey unlike GOD GAMERS who says "BLARE WHICH BETTER HAEV HOOTERS TEH SIZE OF MEDICINE BALLS ELSE YUOR FIRED ART DEPARTMENT!!!"
BLARE WHICH PROJECT IN SPACE! get yuor crazey kids on a rocketship and blast off some scarey stuff! she shots lasar beans at yuo, so bettar wach out! Also featares voices by Derek Smart as "SUPER CAPTAIN SMARTY MAN SPACE GAEM DESIGNAR"!!! HE"S INSANE AND WILL PROBALY YELL AT YUO AND DROOOL ON TEH MICROPHONE AND SUE YUO!!!!
this is by teh same companety that made "Residential Evil" which was about zombies that eat yuo. ZOmbies seem to be in evary gaem in this preview, which means gaem developars are vary lazy and need too come up with something bettar like lobstar bears or alien SPORE CLOUDS or teh pudding from teh qualiety film "The Stuff". yuo are trapped on an islaned with dinosores. the dinosores will try to bite yuo, and yuo bettar not let them so yuo can shots them with GUNS. HOORAY, DINOSORES INSTEAD OF ZOMBIES, GOOD JOB CAPCOM, MAEYBE NEXT GAME YUO USE BLARE WHICHES INSTEAD OF DINOSORES? I DONT KNOW, YUOR TEH SMARTY PROGRAMMAR MEN!!!
IF yuo wants me too make Resdentially Evil pictare,
then i will scratch out dinosore and put zombie there
it dosent mattar i guess
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