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TORA BORA TACKLE

The White House

Youíre sure?  Okay.  Have you boys ready, Iím making the call.

Meanwhile, moments after a dramatic football game

A phone call for me?  The President wants me in Washington?  Iím on my way!

Back in Washington

Weíve tracked Osama Bin Laden to a cave in the Tora Bora region.  #86/68, I wonít lie to you.  This is a difficult operation.  Heís in there with highly trained al Qaeda warriors willing to give their lives.  Can the United States of America count on you?

#86/68 doesnít even have to think

Iím the man for the job, Mr. President!

Deep beneath the Pentagon

Weíre going to airlift you directly over his cave, where you will then parachute down.  After that, youíll be on your own.

#86/68 is pumped and ready to go!

Sounds like a plan!

Tora Bora mountains, Afghanistan

Allah has demanded we destroy the great Satan!



FOR ALLAH!


The time has come for the Islamic world to tackle the western powers, drunken and controlled by the Zionist Devils!

#86/68 IS ON THE SCENE!

YOUR EVIL HAS COME TO AN END OSAMA!

THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN!!!!

JIHAD!

ITíS AN AL-QAEDA OFFENSE!

#86/68 IS FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS!

HAVE A FISTFUL OF DEMOCRACY, SCUMBAG!

#86/68 HAS DEFEATED THE AL-QAEDA NETWORK!

Touchdown for justice!  Youíre next, Osama!

Osama is stunned and unprotected!

YOU AMERICAN DEVIL!  ALLAH WILL DEFEAT YOU!


Youíve defaced your faith!  Allah does not condone murder!


You may have disrupted my network, but youíll never catch me!

Osama has escaped!

CURSES!  Heís escaped me!

#86/68 reports back to Washington

Donít beat yourself too hard, #86/68.  Osama bin Laden is one of the most cunning criminals to ever live.  Iím sure you two will square it off sooner or later. 


I fumbled this one, Mr. President!  I just wish I could have brought some justice to this nation.


You did, #86/68.  You did.  With the destruction of the Al-Qaeda network, terrorism has been dealt a deadly blow.  Youíve saved countless lives, #86/68, and thatís a major touchdown for democracy!

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