Oh no! The goths have invaded the YMCA! Don't wipe your face with the white towels unless you want to end up worshipping The Dark Overlord like this braindead lurch.

New at Costco: Bags of Shit in ULTRA JUMBO SIZE.

The East Appleton City Man Olympics. The first place prize is a gold cup, but the winner has to pull it off the guy wearing it.

"ROWWWWR! Merry Christmas! Your gift is a white cretin! RAOOOWWWWWRRRR!"

HELLO LADIES!!!

Quit posing like the nancyboy shitcakes you are and pick up my damn garbage you worthless crackhead bastards.