Yeah, great, good luck Elmer, one day you'll catch that rascally rabbit. Hopefully it'll be before you catch a STD from your sister, you inbred tub of shit.

North Appleton mutants turn on each other when they've been confined for long periods of time. I can only hope this ended up as a murder / suicide job.

Merry Christmas, your gift is The Cat of the Damned. I hope you enjoy it when he starts stripping the flesh off your legs.

PAIN IS PRETTY!

Haha, I'll bet you 15 bucks that the SS Hambag is ordering a pizza with that phone.

One of the notorious South Appleton hermaphrodite hos launches herself onto another victim. He never saw it coming. Poor sucker.