Oh hooray, a trio of idiots fashioned from leopards. A classic case of being beaten in the ass by the food chain. I hope the Salvation Army doesn't mind having their bargain bin swiped.

Sludge McGee's Sliding Crapshoot of Failure circus sideshow performs for a standing ovation.

The new Retard Enclosure Park is an instant success. It drew quite a crowd watching these two shitgobs attempt to molest each other's heads before I set the whole thing on fire and pushed it into Lake Gargahedron.

Miss Appleton 2001. Since the winner of this prestigious competition always wanted to be on TV, I obliged him / her / it by shoving their head through the back of Frank Constellete's Panasonic. Fucking Jap crap broke on the 15th ramming. American TVs don't break that easily. I bought a GE TV in 1939 and it still works today and picks up every channel and cable and satellite and computers and The Titty Channel.

The last known sighting of Richard Davison, taken as I heaved his greasy ass over his balcony rail. If they ever get the impacted skull fragments out of his brain he'll think twice before driving on my fucking gravel right after it rained. That gravel is brand fucking new and it wasn't cheap, and it needs to settle properly. NOBODY fucking walks on my gravel until it's settled, got it? That includes you crustfucked spitshits.